Liz (@lizteach) · DIRTY

Liz

@lizteach

She/they. Special educator. Geek/nerd. Lover of laughter and logic. Proud denizen of the People's Republic of Astoria. Queer mom to two queer kids. Protect 🏳️‍⚧️ kids.

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Liz@lizteach· 16d

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego - Rockapella

Liz@lizteach· 16d

This one is absolutely amazing.

Unearthly new black macrame necklace with huge stone pendant.

Liz@lizteach· 17d

New shinies from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social !

Opal ring and red macrame bracelet. Bonus blurry cat in background.

Liz@lizteach· 18d

OP: "It's the weekend! What time does weird Bluesky start?"

Post directly below in feed: "*slowly emerges from a kiddie pool filled with sauerkraut"

Liz@lizteach· Jul 5

Waiting...

Rooftop dusk view of LIC and midtown

Liz@lizteach· Jun 14

How we do it.

Knicks game projected on a neighboring building.

Liz@lizteach· Jun 12

And a whistle!

Wee whistle

Liz@lizteach· Jun 12

Lookie!

Amazing amber dangle earrings

Liz@lizteach· Jun 12

@peculiarityshop.bsky.social Always fun to get a package and see what peculiar joys are inside.

Smol package wrapped in Tiffany blue tissue paper sealed by an image of a person being... peculiar.

Liz@lizteach· Apr 8

Don't dream it, be it! Enjoyed a little escapism via some wild and untamed things tonight. (The Rocky Horror Show on Broadway)

A skeleton in an usher costume stands next to a sign on a stand in the lobby, which says
DEAR EARTHLINGS
THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW
WILL BE PRESENTED BY
REAL! LIVE! PERFORMERS!
Let them thrill you!
Chill you!
And fulfill you!
IT'S LIVE THEATER
NOT A MOVIE
SO LISTEN CLOSELY
KEEP CONTROL
AND ENJOY THE SHOW
OR ELSE!

The stage, from the back row ("fuck the back row") of the mezzanine. The whole theater flows in eerie shades of green and orange, and there is a large disco ball hanging from the ceiling.

Liz@lizteach· Mar 13

Look what I received earlier this week and am wearing today!

Middle aged white woman wearing rondo aubergine drop earrings in front of fluorescent ceiling lights

Liz@lizteach· Feb 23

Went for a little walk down the middle of the street--most of the sidewalks aren't shoveled yet. Wind started really kicking up as I came back inside, so maybe it's wiser to wait.

Snowy Queens street

Liz@lizteach· Feb 23

Good times.

Emergency Alert: Extreme

Mayor Mamdani has issued a State of Emergency for New York City: a TRAVEL BAN is in effect beginning at 9 pm due to dangerous blizzard conditions. All NON ESSENTIAL VEHICLES ARE RESTRICTED from NYC roads until 12 pm on 2/23. Vehicles are only permitted for essential and emergency travel. More info: https://on.nyc.gov/4qQLKZU or call 311

Liz@lizteach· Feb 1

What does one get the cat who has everything for her 18th birthday?

Person owned by 18 year old gray and white cat with said cat snuggled on shoulder.

Liz@lizteach· Jan 29

Number 5 fan club!

Jerry (and Greg) liking "No disassemble"

Liz@lizteach· Jan 29

Got my patch!

Patch that says I ♥️ Girl Scout Cookies

Liz@lizteach· Jan 29

Title from OG SNL sketch "The Thing That Wouldn't Leave" in creepy, horror movie-style drippy orange letters.

Liz@lizteach· Jan 18

Elderly gray cat lit from below by plant light.

Liz@lizteach· Jan 17

Any guesses on the time this hits 100k? ice.0x0.boo

ICE Block Tracker: 92,426 accounts blocking as of 12:42 pm January 17

Liz@lizteach· Dec 24

Meowy Napmas!

Cat napping on a sofa with a Christmas tree in the background

Liz@lizteach· Dec 23

Often.

17 year old cat seeks warmth on shoulder of human underling.

Liz@lizteach· Dec 18

SO fucking stupid (the face of Andrea Lucas looking fucking stupid).

Liz@lizteach· Dec 16

Not bad for an email response:

"As Council Member Won is part of the Progressive Caucus, they released a joint statement earlier today condemning Council Member Paladino's comments. You can read it here [link].

The Caucus has called upon the Standards and Ethics Committee to expedite the censure process for her heinous comments."

Liz@lizteach· Dec 15

Here's mine.

"It Happened" Spotify playlist. Songs include

We Are the Champions
You Make My Dreams Come True
Celebrate!
What a Wonderful World
Walking On Sunshine
Best Day of My Life
Beautiful Day
Congratulations
Hallelujah
Don't Stop Believin'
Don't Worry Be Happy
I'm Still Standing

Liz@lizteach· Dec 14

French toast time.

Snowy street scene, Queens. Replete with London plane tree and yellow cab in foreground.

Liz@lizteach· Dec 14

Snowy street view. Queens. Replete with London plane tree and yellow cab in foreground.

Liz@lizteach· Dec 13

Pancho with outline of heart around his ear and side eye

Liz@lizteach· Dec 3

Well, fuck.

"Most Used Words" cloud, where the largest word is "fuck"--followed by those, shit, happy, trans, Cuomo, Mamdani, Trump.

Liz@lizteach· Nov 28

Black Friday breakfast of champions: toasted cranberry bread with extra cranberry.

Toasted cranberry bread with extra cranberry (relish) on a Venus (the planet) plate.

Liz@lizteach· Nov 22

Trump be trippin'