People have been drinking colloidal silver for decades for the alleged health benefits. This is what they look like afterwards:

He looks a LOT more like Reinhard Heydrich.

And then there's this one:

Today's Bloom County:

Looks like his mommy had a crush on this guy:

The worst? John Nettleship, the teacher she based Snape on, was not Jewish and did not have a hooked nose. So Snape's stereotypical Jewish looks were ALL created for the books.

AND you have Nibbles Woodaway. That alone is worth it.

Easthampton, Massachusetts (pop. 16,000), yesterday.

"Forth your slave, Baldrick!"

A fat white guy on a riding lawnmower was arrested in Springfield, OH, for shooting geese on a golf course.

The d*ldo cactus enters the ring.

TO THE SPROUTING CHAMBER!!!!!!

Someone needs to send these idiots this.

Not to mention that Anthony Comstock was, to be charitable, a raving lunatic.

It's possibly the ugliest car since the Octo-Auto a century ago, and no, I'm not exaggerating.