Cliff Booth for President 🇺🇦🍀🍀🇮🇪
@ljt2674
Just a union man trying to make an honest living in a crooked world. Gen X’r. 🍀✌🏻🌱💚
Whatever your politics, two innocent people lost their lives, and their families now have to live with that loss forever. That’s a tragedy that shouldn’t be forgotten.
Imagine signing your own tweets like you’re turning in a fifth-grade book report. “Thank you! President DJT.” We know who you are. You’re posting from your own account.
If this is what passes for presidential leadership, we’re in serious trouble. How did a plurality of voters look at this and decide, “Yes, this person should control the world’s most powerful military”? History is going to have a lot to say about this.
This looks like someone handed a Golden Retriever an iPhone and told it to write constitutional law in all caps. Every sentence sounds like it’s being screamed through the food court at a dying mall.
“Trust me, the secret deal nobody’s seen is actually amazing” is basically the foreign policy version of “my girlfriend goes to another school.”
If this is real, we’ve officially entered the era where DOJ documents read like a Truth Social comment section with a letterhead.
“‘I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation.’ Yeah, sociopaths usually don’t. Shocker.”
Man declared victory over 28 likes like it erased 6 bankruptcies and a coup attempt.
They said he plays 3D chess. Turns out he’s just flipping the board when he’s losing.
A Surgeon General pick by keyword: HOAX + MAHA + grudges = apparently qualified.
“All day winning” = “I liked the early numbers.” Then reality showed up and suddenly math is a conspiracy.
Declares a ceasefire, claims a blockade, threatens to bomb everything, and somehow says we “lose nothing.” Schrödinger’s foreign policy: simultaneously at peace and at war.