Getting older means realizing that Alexander Hamilton/George Washington and RuPaul/Lil’ Poundcake have the exact same relationship dynamic and issue. Both Alexander & LP said the equivalent of, “You’re not my real dad and you never will be!” And that’s something I think we can all learn from.

I’m riding on a major high because a 22yo Brazilian medical assistant asked me how old I was today. I asked him to guess and he said 26! The ‘ol girl’s still got it! ☺️

Have I already made myself two mocktails using this, lemons, black pepper, and hot sauce over ice? Well, yes! Am I drinking them while watching #DragRace? But of course. Will I do it again? Most definitely. Room service is unlimited, and can be ordered all day until 8pm. 😏

Nothing like getting admitted to the hospital to celebrate one whole year living in Boston! Woo???

Whenever someone says this, I can’t help but sing it in my head like I’m Maya Rudolph. Tonight, I did it loud and started laughing so hard I had to rewind the scene! I’m going to be watching this episode for the next 800 years… #HouseoftheDragon #HotD

So does this mean that Zach got to see Bryce’s little soldier before Trinity, because ‘girth check’ is crazy! #LoveIslandUSA

When I saw the trailer, I thought of you actually! And the fact that the very first episode is the length of a movie…oh, I’m beyond sat. This is the hair in question, btw. 😉

“In my past days, I was a player…” Corbin, my brother in Christ, you are 22 years old… #LoveIslandUSA

I’m SO excited! After accidentally sleeping through the initial sale, I was able to get my pre-order in today! I cannot wait to live my Olandria Barbie fantasy!!! 🤭🥰👛

I think we have a new member of the family. Meet Lou Emma, aka Lou Lou! My sister saw her be kicked from a moving car. She’s been abused and has also just had puppies. I *really* want a pet, but I’m leaning toward letting my sister have Lou Lou, bc the boys adore her & she’s really good with them. 💕

My sweet little baby got to walk the red carpet for his new movie! I cannot wait to see it! #StarWars #MandalorianandGrogu

Anyone else watching #TheTestamemts? I am actually loving this show. The way they are doing so much world-building for the cult of Gilead itself is fascinating, and the show is just beautiful to look at. Not to mention, Chase Infinity is a star! I think this is her 4th acting job…ever.

See being the audience surrogate we need last night because that vote was terrifying! #Survivor #Survivor50

This Friday the 13th has come with a thorn, but also a rose.🌹 Thorn: Pulmonary function tests are really, really hard. Also, part of the testing involves sitting in this weird little clear box, which I found terrifying. Rose: The person who did my testing looked exactly like Dr. Langdon. #ThePitt

No one is doing it like these two (with the exception of Jana and Leah, of course!). I can’t help it; I just love to see two bad bitches being friends.

I will absolutely lose it if Cirie gets voted out of the game by that Outback Steakhouse in the shape of a man on her tribe. Ew. #Survivor50 #Survivor

Getting bored of your usual snacks? Get yourself some honeycrisp apples, the Boursin of your choice, and candied nuts are optional, but well worth it. Slice those apples, spread that Boursin on the apple slices, and (again, optional) top the apples with candied walnuts. You’ll thank me later. 😋

Yay, my shirt finally arrived! So excited to take a shower and throw this on to watch #Survivor50 tonight!!! 🥰

Trying to get groceries before the blizzard and… 😭😭😭

Hi! Hi! Good morning!!! Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, what in Lucifer’s reach was that Mariah Carey tribute?!? Even she knew it, because this was her face the whole time…That’s not happiness; that is shock. 😳

These two looks happened in ONE DAY! At this point, Olandria IS the program! Every fashion house wants to dress her; she’s front row all the best couture shows; everyone wants her on their red carpet. I *cannot wait* to see what she wears to the Met Gala! Seeing her succeed really means so much. 🥰

Everyone, I have an announcement! I will be joining @chappellskickback.bsky.social to podcast about S1 of #ITWelcometoDerry as a part of @recapkickback.bsky.social’s Black History Month coverage! So whether you’ve already seen the show, or it’s on your watch list, please stay tuned!

I’m sorry, but I will never get tired of seeing this woman win. Also, she’s wearing a work of art! Hand claps all around! 👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾

What the hell do you mean you named this cat Cup…What the hell do you mean? This poor baby. 🥺🐈

I just got the best gift from, well, I have no idea who it is from! But I LOVE IT!!! Thank you!

Proof that if we are friends, I will nag you until you catch up on important pop culture happenings…😘

I’ve been MIA because I’m in Miami with the team. I’ve never been to Miami before but I think I’m in love! This is our last day here but I don’t want to leave. More pics coming soon on Instagram. My handle is: stormborn1222. This is me, out at dinner with the team last night.

I mean, the sooner you accept that I’m that bitch, the better your life will be. ✨

I’ll post in more depth on Instagram (stormborn1222), but tonight we just had our end of the semester team dinner. The students did secret Santa and then we went around the table to say our favorite moment of the semester. It was SO wholesome! 🥹 This job is making me fall back in love with debate. ❤️‍🩹

Another one, thank you! ☺️