Lee (currently sweating)
@lmunderw
Three shy anxious toddlers in a trenchcoat. Just here for the scenery.
This apartment holds heat like I hold a grudge. It’s 13 degrees outside and the window has been open all night!! 🥵🥵
Fuck off Andrew Marr, how dare you speak about me in such terms
Actually not a million miles away from this set of 4 plastic picnic cups I bought because I liked the colours.
The next time I shit myself and then sit in it, I’m going to call it a Clacton Gamble
Please excuse while I make an absolute fucking pig of myself
Have I just bought 80 of the same hanger so my wardrobe can look perfectly uniform? Maaaaaaybe.
Age: 46 Pronouns: He/Him Location: Salford Quays Height: 5’11 1/2 Sign: Scorpio Sexuality: Gay (technically a non-practising bisexual) Taken: LOL no Fave food: pizza Smoke: Never Tattoos: 0 Piercings: 0 Fave color: aubergine Music: 80s/90s/00s DMs: Open I think? 🤷🏻♂️
Erm, behold, I guess? There’s nothing particularly special about it, except I’ve used it every day for the last 15 years to measure out coffee and sugar for my morning beverage. I was lost without it.
Worldly possessions have been transported. Please excuse while I have a beer and a tired cry
Does anyone have experience with these kinds of beds? How the FUCK do I get the mattress to come back down? I’ve tried everything!
Hello, yes, I move apartment in a week and if anyone would like to get me one of these as a housewarming gift it would be most welcome 🥵
Those are indeed two actors I would very much like to see get on each other.
Oh nice, they put your hometown on the Windows lock screen.
Just the one glass of red wine seeing as it’s a school night…
When I get a job I’m definitely going into the office with this on