Have you ever wanted a donut shaped like a soft pretzel? Head to a Roth’s bakery near you.

I, unknowingly at some point, added my middle name to my Starbucks profile after my first name so my mobile orders all say Logan Scott, which I find too cute to even bother to figure out how to change it to just Logan.

Never catch me sleeping.

One thing to know about me is I love anything Coleman brand. This tumbler has a bottle opener on the bottom. There is a new Coleman Citronella candle that looks like a vintage cooler and I neeeeed it.

My odometer was so satisfying earlier.

Aunt Flo and Uncle Frank. Franks first marriage ended because of “Cruelty”. So, I’m shaming him at this own grave.

My bad, Elizabeth Gertrude. Grandpa and grandma Skeen.

PLS.

I came across this photo from sisters 11th birthday. Which would be March of 2003, which would make me 13 (I would turn 14 in April). I wish I remembered the name on the back of this number 19 jersey shirt. I guess it could be Djordjevic, Higgins, or Jackson. I’m certain this was a hand me down.

Stoop Kid’s afraid to leave his stoop.

When you’re not quite American Outlaw level during FIFA

Yall I’m at the laundromat and sometime between when I sat down after starting my washer and looking up, I noticed a river of water coming from under the washers next to me. A settlement sounds nice.

Trump was supposed to start his stupid speech 5 minutes ago. He’s probably still watching himself on Fox News.

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Check out this cool vintage truck.

This is the most patriotic shirt I could find.

13 years of shots.

Good lord! (Posted by locals on community FB pages)

Like I REALLY can’t talk about it.

I feel special. I can’t talk about it.

I was listening to a podcast last week and a ✨star girly✨ who last year on the same podcast predicted something huge “like the fall of the Berlin Wall” was going to happen in February and we bombed Iran the last day in Feb. She says it’ll happen July/August.

Absolutely incredible display of dementia.

YALL! He literally thanks Teddy for his great words and tells him he’s on a tour.

I stayed up too late last night going through a box of stuff to consolidate and move stuff into a more stable box. And I found the 2 Mariners Antenna toppers from Jack in the Box that my friend sent to me years ago. My antenna retracts so I can’t even use one lol.

That’s better.

Also, look what I got at the market across the street that has a lot of cool imported stuff.

I love that my Maps app that I use for deliveries can’t find a single address.

Their cans are so fun! I will absolutely buy a beer because the can looks cool or the name is funny, or both. I once bought one that just had a plate of pasta and was called Stoned and Starving.

I just got this text that a customer I delivered to yesterday added $5 to the tip he left, which was already $20.

Blew my own back out, and not in a way that was fun. Having a 3-way, exactly the way I prefer.