THIS SATURDAY! We celebrate one year of Magenta & Bernard's charity live stream with a 2-hour bumper special, in which we will hopefully hit the incredible milestone of £10,000 raised! We are raising money for Medical Aid for Palestinians, as it was on our very first live stream last July.

This one is double-sided to tell the full story! Dashery is a great company that gives a very fair share of sales profits to their creators. So buying our merch helps fund our podcasts - at the moment it will go towards the making of Mockery Manor Season 4! longcatmedia.dashery.com

Here's another of our favourite t-shirt designs from the Long Cat Dashery shop! This one features the complete lyrics of the song Cut & Run (performed by Christina Bianco in The Ballad Of Anne & Mary), meticulously presented in the style of an 18th century ballad sheet. longcatmedia.dashery.com

It wouldn't be a cruise without a big, Broadway-style show! Season 4 will feature THE SPIRIT OF THE MANOR: Margot Mockery's musical retelling of the inception of Mockery Manor theme park. 🎢🎠🏰

Tonight! Magenta & Bernard are streaming live tonight to raise money for WWF! That's the World Wildlife Fund. And yes, we STILL think of the wrestling every time we say WWF, even though it's been about 25 years. Come join us on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch from 8pm UK time (3pm ET)!

HOOOOOOOOOONK! 🛳📣 Mockery Manor Season 4 sets sail on August 25th. Stick it in your diary.

When it’s too hot to record in the Long Cat studio… it’s time to build a duvet fort. Please welcome Chardaè Phillips to the Mockeryverse! Dae previously played twins Simone and Jennifer in Mockery Manor: The Murder Mystery Game, and now joins the main story as a new character for Season 4. 🛳️🎢🎡🎠

Tonight, we’re streaming for Greenpeace! Let’s plant lovely beautiful clean trees, pumping cool, cleansing oxygen into the world, making habitat, bringing down temperatures and making everything better. Trees. Love em. Join us tonight from 8pm UK time (3pm ET)! Links below.

Tonight! Last chance to celebrate Pride with us! Come join us live on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch and Instagram from 8pm UK time (3pm ET). Links below!

This is a real beaut from our Mockery Manor t-shirt range - 𝑩𝒂𝒃𝒂 𝒀𝒂𝒈𝒂’𝒔 𝑭𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝑪𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝑯𝒖𝒕! BFC is a quick service restaurant in Baba Yaga Land in Dunkelschloss, although once *something* happened to the park (trying to avoid spoilers for Season 2), BFC was moved in its entirety to Mockery Manor...

You know what this is? It's Mockery Manor, Season 4, Episode 1. It's been a fair while since we released any new Mockery. Thank you for sticking with us. But we're very excited to be hearing this new series coming together!

If you're not feeling the tie-dye, there are many other colours, styles and fits available. But honestly though... look at the tie-dye. Clearly that's the one. And all our other designs are available in tie-dye as well! So you could look as psychedelic as Laurence LongCat does here.

There was a lot of love for this t-shirt on last night's live stream, so here it is in all its tie-dye glory! This intimidatingly sexy portrait of Magenta & Bernard in full 80s fantasy mode was designed by the incredible @zededge.bsky.social, and you can get it printed on tees, hoodies and more.

She was teased in a post-credits at the end of Season 3, but now it’s finally time to bring @betheyre.bsky.social ‘s Debbie into the main Mockery story for Season 4… 👩🏻‍⚕️

We have once again forgotten to remind everyone that we’re doing a LIVE STREAM tomorrow evening (June 14th)! 8pm UK time (3pm ET). Come hang with Magenta & Bernard, and maybe we’ll drag Boomer on camera too. Watch on YouTube (link in thread below) We're Long Cat Media and we approve this message 😺😺

This Sunday's Magenta & Bernard Live Stream is a PRIDE SPECIAL! We will be raising money for Stonewall, Mermaids, Trans Lifeline and The Elton John AIDS Foundation. Tune in this Sunday 7th June, 8pm UK time (3pm ET) for esoteric readings, song requests, and a truly excellent hang. LINKS BELOW!

WE BACK BEBE! Tonight, 8pm UK time (3pm ET) After a week off, M&B are back with more esoteric insights, toe-tapping tunes and rallying cries of rage in this era of late-stage capitalist chaos. Also: possible cat cameos.

It’s a game packin’ day at Long Cat HQ! We have <300 copies left of the original first print of Mockery Manor: The Murder Mystery Game. Bag yourself a first edition of our independent, zero-AI, zero-plastic mystery game before it gets its first re-print later this year! Link in the thread. 👇

Join us tonight at 8pm UK time (3pm ET) for another Magenta & Bernard charity live stream, and find out which one of us will be wearing this oversize tie-dye Care Bears shirt we found in an Oxfam shop today! Links below.

As we reel from another round of proper-shit elections here in the UK, let’s gather together to have a nice hang and raise funds for good causes! This Sunday evening (8pm UK time / 3pm ET), we’ll be holding another choose-your-own-charity fundraiser.

We are live in ~2 hours! Links below!

Tonight we are going live again to raise money for PCRF! Magenta will offer spiritual guidance using books, mystical Disney cards, an ammonite and a crystal ball (that’s mostly for vibes), and Bernard is going to play songs by Scott Walker, Joni Mitchell and whatever the audience throws his way.

We've left Spotify, but we're still on (among others): Apple Podcasts, PocketCasts, Deezer, Podbean, Podcast Addict, Podimo, Audible, AntennaPods, Pandora, Amazon Music, Castbox, Castro, iHeartRadio, Overcast, Player FM, and of course, our absolute fave: Bandcamp. Come find us! 😺

It's time for our weekly esoteric hang! Magenta & Bernard are back tonight from 8pm UK time (3pm ET) on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch, readin' fortunes, playin' tunes, and raisin' money for the charities of your choice!

We go live tonight once again! Join Magenta and Bernard tonight for their weekly esoteric drop-in clinic, and help us raise money for UNICEF. Links below!

M&B are back tonight for another charity livestream, and we're rolling on last week's Choose-Your-Own-Charity adventure! Let's see how high we can get that target. Links below!

Hello, listeners! Hopefully you listened to our last message. If you didn’t, it was about how we’re taking all our shows off Spotify.

Come join us tonight for The Ballad Of Anne & Mary 5th Anniversary listening party! 🏴‍☠️ Lindsay and Laurence will be doing a directors' commentary style listen-along, with behind the scenes insights on the making of our pirate epic. You'll also be able to ask us any questions you have! Link below.

This Easter weekend, we will be doing TWO live streams!

M&B are back tonight at their regularly scheduled time of 8pm UK time (3pm ET), this time raising money for WaterAid! Please come join us on YouTube, Twitch, Facebook and Instagram for some Good Esoteric Hangs... 🔮🎸 LINKS BELOW!