SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸
@lorazekim
Villainous, rude motherfucker, cancer warrior, grilled cheese connoisseur, GenX, seesaw champion, FAFO, pill popper, trophy wife, 🍑 Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer Some shit:
My boy looks like a can of busted biscuits #happycaturday
Nugget is excited about Toy Story 5 Woody is his favorite (Literally. He’s been through 4 Woody stuffies)
I don’t know their musical style, but I’m definitely throwing money at their album
If you don’t cruise into Thursday with this much attitude then gtfo
I love dandelions. They look like a party on the inside bonus: they are related to the sunflower family This is now a random info account
Husband: why the fuck is there a $3000 charge to Men’s Warehouse??? Me: I have no idea but don’t look outside
Me: drops food and picks it up in 4.99 seconds The Bacteria:
My boy Blue wants everyone to know that he’s accepting your offer to worship him from afar
I don’t have a Elf on a Shelf, I have a Guido on the Ledge
When your mind is muddled and you don’t know where to turn, the universe often offers up a sign
This Saturday morning brought to you by the maid to the royalty in the picture….
Therapist: the Renaissance Horses are NOT talking behind your back at the museum The Renaissance Horses: