🌷Lys🌷

@lostelysium

your least favorite problematique. currently neck deep in Willow, Forspoken, and Andor. 18+. minors will be blocked. they/them.

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¿Es tu perfil?Reclámalo y lostelysium.dirty.social es tuyo.Reclamar perfil

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· Jun 17

Pitch

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· May 20

I'm losing it

Mike
* @thewarrenisempty.bsky.so... • 1h
Did you really post this during existing Raffi discourse knowing he's an active user on this site Imao

ashley fairbanks
@zilbiing.com • 1h
listen i don't do research before i post!

Mike
@thewarrenisempty.bsky.so... • 1h
A true poster

AndersoSU.bsky.social @andersosu... • 1h
The more we get together, together, together.... the more we get together the happier we'll be

Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgse... • 1h
I lost my virginity to John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, in both senses

Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsk... • 46m
So did.... wait, different guy

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· May 11

Great review, fully agreed, but wanted to point out a small oops. Bunny is a lot of things but "grandfather" isn't among them 😂

screenshot of an article that says "victims of generational poverty. She even has an estranged relationship with her rich, white grandfather, who might as well live on a"

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· May 3

I use an app called Star Wars Datapad to learn! it's great because it has an Aurebesh keyboard so you can just type it into the app if you want or you can learn the alphabet from it

Screenshot of the Star Wars Datapad app showing an Aurebesh decoder tool

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· May 2

Lin perched delicately on the wall at Solas's side, her back to the courtyard as she faced the blinding white of the snowy mountaintop. "I don't know.
I'm not even sure it's me they're loyal to. They love their Herald of Andraste, whoever she is. They do love their commander, though."
"Ah," Solas said, an unspoken laugh in his voice.
"Their commander is generally adored, I find."
"Meaning?" she asked, fighting off irritation.
"I'm surprised you haven't heard; much of Skyhold is delighted by your new choice of partner. The Orlesians find it bland as neither of you come from noble birth but the servants are abuzz and dreaming of wedding bells. They believe that it will come quickly on the heels of Corypheus's defeat." She didn't know what to say to that, frowning out at the snow. She didn't want to care what they thought. The two were silent for long moments, the wind whistling through the arrow slits below and buffeting their clothes as they stood above.
"How do you see this ending?" he asked eventually. "This thing of yours with Cullen?"
"Ending?" she echoed, pulled out of her thoughts.
"I presume it will. Unless you're actually considering marriage?"
Lin laughed, a sharp thing that hurt her throat as it left her. "Marry a shem? A templar? You of all people know me better than that. You think I'll give him human children?" She could never be that honest with anyone but him. She had seen enough shocked and disapproving looks to know that. Solas didn't so much as twitch. "This isn't serious. It's just a bit of fun. I know you're allergic to that."

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· Apr 25

didn't know that was allowed to exist!! also... what the hell bsky

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· Apr 21

I was asleep before my average of 12:18am but later than my intended bedtime of 10:30 so I guess that's good enough?

High Sleep Score
9m ago
Way to get to bed on time. Even with a little less sleep, you still scored an 88,
Lyssie.

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· Apr 17

[muffled screaming] can't play it til Sunday night.....

screenshot of an email:
Steam
4:41PM
Quantum Break from your Steam wish...
1 GAME YOU'VE WISHED FOR IS ON SALE! -80% $39.99 $7.99 SPECIAL

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· Apr 12

like.... this thing was formed in the early days of the damn pandemic

Respect and Freedom Party
Tisztelet és Szabadság Párt
TISZA PÁRT
Abbreviation
TISZA
President
Péter Magyar
Vice Presidents
See list
[show]
Founding President
Attila Szaból1]
Founded
23 October 2020; 5
years ago

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· Apr 6

It's kind of a pain in the ass to figure out how to comment so I've made it a little easier

A screenshot of the Bureau of Land Management's website with a red highlighter arrow pointing to a blue "Participate Now" button

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· Apr 2

cw for indistinct pixel animal death but "'Hurt people hurt people.' That's what my mama says." I love this game so much

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· Mar 18

[muffled noises of agony]

"to attack alia is to attack her brother [...] in truth emperor and sister are one person back to back, one being. half male, half female."

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· Mar 15

search your camera roll for hell

two tweets, the top of which has three pictures of a meerkat-like animal (possibly an actual meerkat) investigating a bag of electric equipment and reads "My dad is an electrician in a zoo and look how he spent his morning I'm crying." the second is from user @ConradkBarwa and says "Your dad small as hell"

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· Mar 9

lmaooooo because he knows he's gonna get obliterated when the maps change. for reference, this is his district

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· Mar 4

please witness someone with an autocarrot almost as cursed as mine www.tumblr.com/flyingwide/8...

errorschacha
Feb 25
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The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we're doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven't I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by....? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don't know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off.
Was playing. While you were under. You're not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead's "Ace of Spades" during your sugary.

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· Feb 28

or dropping a box of condoms

"Shitfuck," he muttered as he looked down at the box, now so far from his grip. Rafael snorted.
"Christ," he said, one hand covering his face and muffling his voice.
"Look, you knew I was a disaster when you told me you wanted me, you don't get to bitch like this is new information, OK?" Sonny complained as he climbed off the bed to retrieve the box. He had considered leaning over the edge to grab them, no getting up required, but he didn't even want to think about how Rafael would have reacted if he himself ended up taking the same trip to the floor as the condoms had done.

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· Feb 18

This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.

Dark grey and white cap-and-mantle cat curled up on a green couch, one paw over her face to block the light

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· Feb 13

the most called out I have ever been in my life

discord screenshot
first message says, "On a lighter note, are you reading Jung to better write siblingcest 👀😂"

second message from user Lys
"... yes"

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· Feb 6

I forgot that it also offered to turn it into "belieb so" 💀

screenshot of a text box. the phrase "belief so" is highlighted. the box above it shows that it was recently changed from the phrase "believe so." the phrase "belieb so" is also offered as an alternative

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· Feb 3

I only have one idea of what this could be and if I'm right... 😂 (absolutely no shame tho, like 80% of my ships are Bad)

Rogers from The Swan Princess with text that says "I'm not kink shaming, I'm kink asking why."

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· Feb 3

washing pots and pans specifically so I can use them, after which they will need to be washed *again*, has me like

A Greek urn style image of Sisyphus and his boulder. Text on the boulder says "The Fucking Dishes And The Fucking Laundry"

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· Feb 2

on the one hand, this makes me so so so so nervous for a very unfortunate injury. on the other,

A screenshot of Adora from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power laying on the ground, blushing and eyes wide, with semi-transparent "I'm gay" repeated across the entire picture

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· Jan 31

DONT DO THAT

screenshot of a video of Hudson Williams sitting on a chair with his knee propped up and a caption that says "so we're all taking this and #Noticing right"

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· Jan 28

Investigations said "holy fuck??????? you're doing what??????" #LysPlaysControl

OFFICIAL FINDINGS REPORT
RE: THE PRIME CANDIDATE PROGRAM
--INTERNAL / CONFIDENTIAL --
SUMMARY:
Per authorization from Mr. Kirklund, internal investigation P-142-9 was launched into the legality of the Prime Candidate Program [REDACTED] by the Federal Bureau of Control.
Since all known subjects relevant to the investigation used executive privilege to decline interviews, very little firsthand information was gathered. However, anonymous sources and documentation declassified by Mr. Kirklund both paint an alarmingly clear picture of systematic [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] [REDACTED] were brought into the Oldest House and placed under [REDACTED] examination and testing with the aim of
appointing one as Director upon maturity. This program has produced no successful cases and only resulted in the traumatic [REDACTED] of paranaturally-inclined [REDACTED]. Not only is this in breach of the Ash Act, but it flies in the face of basic human [REDACTED].
This investigation team unequivocally [REDACTED] the Prime Candidate Program and recommends that it be [REDACTED] immediately.
Refer to file 9-82-0136 for full report.

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· Jan 24

turned out pretty well actually!

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· Jan 23

as my dad said last Nov

A text message that reads "Peoples is pisseded off"

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· Jan 22

I got this thing in the family Christmas white elephant and I haven't used it yet

A Mickey and Friends mini waffle maker surrounded by plates with the waffles, fruit, eggs, and bacon

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· Jan 20

she also spent most of today like this tho

A dark grey and white cap-and-mantle cat with just her face sticking out of a mess of blankets and sheets in various shades of grey

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· Jan 17

"What the fuck." being a statement and not a question is absolutely destroying me #LysPlaysAW2

🌷Lys🌷@lostelysium· Jan 15

"... are you fucking with me" #LysPlaysAW2