Loud Bearing
@loudbearing
World-renowned Life Coach for neurodivergent Reddit mods ☝️👽
Nicholas Cage sends blank check to teenage boy, you WON’T BELIEVE what happens next!!!
“I’m a former DOJ attorney and I’m here to tell you that you’re doing dissent the wrong way.”
For me personally, the AI dead giveaway is the homogeneous striation. Real artists know that detailed line work should be used sparingly to be efficient and avoid overwhelming the eye. AI models can’t help but create an uncanny, fractal distribution of excessive detail, like in the vegetation here.
If you’re going to confidently cast childish historical judgement on entire nations to soothe your own British chauvinism, then you should probably first master the art of confidently sitting in a chair for a photo.
Jamelle Bouie won’t hesitate to publicly pose this idiotic question to experts when the domestic politics are ripe for oblique contempt, but the question “Is Gaza enduring a genocide?” is just too complex for a responsible man of letters to mull, you see.
“What's happenin', homeslice? Brad and I found some bodacious chill pills in the medicine cabinet. You down to get lit?”
Mark Proksch was born to play Kevin Hasset on SNL. I’ve never seen a man in a position of power so comically evasive and uncomfortable.
I will never forget the absolutely exuberant delusion in 2021 that Biden, a veteran of the senate, would suddenly channel LBJ and deftly bully Manchin into submitting to his ambitious BBB agenda. Instead, Manchin pissed on his legislation and Biden publicly thanked him for diluting it to nothing.
They’re saying it’s a pandemic of Poster’s Madness and not leaving old feuds. But the good news is that Poster’s Madness has a homeopathic treatment: we can teach Jesse Farrar the art of leaving old feuds with a dose of a second Jesse Farrar’s “The Art of Leaving.”
I love logging on to Bluesky! I FUCKING LOVE feeling like I am sipping from a firehose of bad news, personal tragedy, intersectional in-fighting, and intractable ideological confusion!
Going to a formal event that celebrates Freedom of the Herd where some of the other guests don’t understand the importance of the beef industry? The Cowboy Committee for the Free Herd has some great accessories — including the below cattle tag!
We’re very serious people and we have a booth with consent wavers— if you even care.
☝️This guy is deeply cringe BlueAnon genocidaire, move along, people.
Once I mapped my manic-depressive response patterns, it all made sense.
Big fan of the biblically accurate facehugger floating in the background
According to Mark Zuckerberg’s VC sister, the secret is the right mixture of “riz and tiz.” What constitutes charisma to her? A guy who uses horse blinders at his computer, lmao b17news.com/arielle-zuck...