Slight profile update:

The inverse page, where the sharpie bled through but the watercolour did not, might be worse

I'm very pleased to see this

I'm barely even awake and I've already lived through a Hitchcock movie

What I assume the Bat Detecting Equipment looks like:

"For goodness sake Douglas! Do you know how much her fuel costs?"

Painted Gonzo The Great. Turns out his nose and hands(?) are surprisingly tricky.

if wrestling is fake explain THIS

Have you been admonished by a Mother Superior for something that wasn't your fault? Take her to...

Owl-Bear Camus

I want to watch a movie where Catherine Tate and Phoebe Waller-Bridge meet their French doppelgangers played by Noémie Merlant and Audrey Fleurot. Then they rob a bank or something.

Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off

Kingpin loves the Chuckle Brothers

Hench Gump

I often cat sit this queen. This is the view I had waking up from a nap

That gives me a casting idea

Artists, if you see this post a bird.🪶 Any art form; no-AI 🎨

The imdb FAQs for Tenet asking the big questions

This isn't a regular portrait of a lady on fire

@brainmage.bsky.social Happy birthday! As a treat, here is my interpretation of the funeral for the back end of a pantomime horse.

Important note on the Wikipedia page for The Art Of War

Fuck all the way off

Wait, in the new Godzilla film he travels to the Planet Of The Apes?? Seems a bit farfetched to me

An excellent @brainmage.bsky.social set tonight at @theacms.bsky.social