Andrew Nahem (@lowdudgeon) · DIRTY

Andrew Nahem

@lowdudgeon

Sentences, both sensical and non Radio City, Empire State

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Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· 21d

I like how it looks like a small conflagration has begun inside the words.

A metal elevator button panel. Above a red key-operated button are the words:
FOR FIRE
DEPARTMENT
USE ONLY
But the letters, stamped into the metal, have mostly worn out along the edges of the text block, so that it looks like the red paint is growing from the bottom middle.

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· 21d

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· 27d

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Nagg and Nell, in Beckett's ENDGAME. The elderly parents who live in garbage cans/dustbins.

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· 29d

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· Jul 12

Same, package. Same.

A plastic package with the following message on it:
! IMPORTANT:
This package is tamper-evident

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· Jul 10

The face I'm submitting for my bluesky verification:

An old sepia photo of a young man wearing a suit, with a shit-eating grin, holding a sign reading “I'm Behaving”

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· Jul 1

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· Jun 15

Well, I saw THAT ONE trawling up the Hudson!

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· Jun 13

I mean, we're all wondering about this thing. WTF, right?

A sidewalk. There is a square frame of metal protruding from the concrete. A yellow spray-painted circle surrounds it, with a yellow question mark above it.

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· Jun 12

Okay, the day after I posted this, I walked by again. Maybe they really are changing it to E's ‘N‘ Whizz Tea?

Now the Molly Tea place has covered the “Molly” part with a bunch of wooden slats with a painted “?”.

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· Jun 11

Ah good, I need to pick some up before the rave. Now where's the E Shoppe?

A shop called MOLLY TEA.

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· Jun 7

Don't worry about quicksand they said. That's only in cartoons they said.

A fire hydrant on a city sidewalk, seemingly sunk down in the concrete.

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· Jun 3

<terrifying music sting>

Close up of yellow rooms!

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· Jun 3

I guess they’re doing that liminal horror thing across the street.

An office building in midtown Manhattan. One floor is empty and lit with yellow light.

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· May 29

Self-Portrait With Overlapping Shadows

Shadows on a carpet between planted feet. The overlapping shadows create an effect as though a window were cut out of the subject's hand.

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· May 27

This new iPad stand is cool, works great. Was a bit expensive though!

An iPad mini rests at a comfortable reading angle against the (darkened) screen of an opened laptop.

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· May 20

This is a bench about to become a man.

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· May 17

Avoid this one though.

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· May 16

Pick a Bond from photos you already have in your phone. Nuts. Grape Nuts.

Old-timely ad for Grape-Nuts

A box of the cereal with muscular male arms and legs stands behind a man in a suit, hand on his elbow.

“Steadies
a Man

Grape-Nuts

All of a man's real power comes from steady nerves and a keen, clear brain.”

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· May 16

Pick a Bond from photos you already have in your phone.

Early 20th C photo of a young man in a dark suit, cap, and high white collar, with his feet each buckled into a tiny bicycle, like giant roller-skates. He has a sly smile on his face. He stands in front a painted backdrop.

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· May 6

All right, HIRANI, keep your shirt on.

A flyer affixed to a white tile subway wall reading :
HIRANI
14640
DO NOT REMOVE
with a black radiation-style icon.

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· Apr 12

me welcoming all my new followers.

A pulpy illustration of a robot holding the shoulders of a woman with long brown hair. The robot emits a red light from its single eye into the woman's face, seemingly mesmerizing her.

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· Apr 10

To the tune of Dead Beat Descendant #FallFriday www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2jA...

Perfume-style glass bottle with the label:
Lavender
LUXE REED DIFFUSER.

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· Apr 6

Share a gif from a horror movie you love.

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· Mar 25

Uh, my English fluency is Very Well, thanks. Maybe check on yours? Seems Declined.

Screenshot of a questionnaire asking:

What is your English fluency?
Declined
Not At All
Not Well
Unavailable
Very Well
Well.

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· Mar 16

I mean, if they absolutely INSISTED, I MIGHT throw on something like this old thing.

An 18th century fop in a ridiculously ornate outfit.

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· Mar 13

Every time I see this sign I want to add a “FUCK” to the end.

Sign reading: “WESTSIDE CLUSTER” with plenty of room to the right.

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· Mar 12

Time once again to trot out . . . PNINJA!

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· Mar 10

This is how I access Bluesky.

An illustration of an old-timey rotary dial telephone glowing yellow on a red background. Above it reads “Hello... everybody!”

Andrew Nahem@lowdudgeon· Mar 10

Ice floes drifting down the Hudson (about a hundred miles north of the city), with a ribbon of mist adorning the far shore. (Each floe is replete with a tiny frankenstein, too small to perceive at this distance.)