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Persephone, our boa

This is Zuko, the beardie and resident curmudgeon. He definitely has a personality.

I could have gone to the mall with others, so here I am, in the living room, watching a documentary.

Next thing you know, one of them is in the damn whale tank trying a mind meld, all in an effort to fix stuff.

A Laura Petrie original by Andrew Tate....

Yeah, I don't know that I would give a ticket to that guy either.

PROPOSED MINISTER FOR AI:

Tonight's chapter:

Anyone need anything from the pharmacy?

Penny will not look right at cameras

Mars, our God of war.

I kind of want to see the "good" museum actually....

"I'm a Spartan and these are my ancestors"

Well, almost. Just below the technical limit, that is.

I turn the corner and my son is watching:

Why ruin the surprise?

It's a toilet, it's a shower, it's probably a fucking cryogenic chamber too actually.

My daughter was scrolling weird Zillow listings and what the fuck?

"And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint."

Some of these people are not at all interested in haircuts though....

What exactly are we trying to see with this torch?

You can never leave once you arrive.

Oh, no question there....