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lucaisharsh

@lucaisharsh

Michigan to Chicago Pipeline beneficiary 🏙 copywriter ✍️ prolific L taker 🚉 Polly 🐱's human They/He

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lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· 26d

Carl! That kills people, Carl!

Text chain with my mom and my sister

Mom: So, I get home from bunco, and Dad has the air conditioner off and all b the windows open. Now the house smells like smoke. He said he turned it off because it is cooler tonight. Ugh.

Me: Goddamnit Carl

Sister: Ohhh no no no
The air quality it absolutely horrible
That's a great way to end up in the hospital bc ya can't breath
I hope ya turned it right back on
Breathe

Mom: No, not yet. I don't think he is going to see it that way. He even worked outside for hours today.

Me: How??????
I put on a mask to wait for the bus today

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· 27d

So proud of my original home state, leaders and the best in explosive diarrhea

The cyclospora outbreak surged past 1700 cases across dozens of states with thid midwestern state being the hardest hit

Michigan

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· 29d

idk what I was expecting but it wasn't this

Birth chart color palette results

Aquarius sun: electric cyan
Taurus moon: olive velvet
Scorpio rising: burgundy smoke
Capricorn venus: cashmere taupe

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· 29d

3 years ago today, this Twitter user drew a free picture of me

"I don't make the rules at all, but if you mostly spend time in Gay People Spaces then you know about 28 people who look like this"

Drawing is of an androgynous person with glasses who looks a lot like me

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· Jul 12

Dreaming about shorebirds?

Polly sleeping with her paw over her eyes

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· Jul 12

Sanderling making a pit stop on their migration route

A sanderling in the designated shore bird area of Montrose Beach

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· Jul 8

A cat wearing a onesie with a tag that says "OOOOO tiny baby"

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· Jul 8

For those who don't follow the oracle labeler

Cole's account is labeled "shot (into sun)", which he is saying needs to happen to Graham Platner

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· Jul 6

Is Parmida in the hot people bubble? #LoveIslandUSA

John Hamm's guest character on 30 Rock who has never been criticized because he's hot in a scene with Liz

"You can't put gatorade on salmon"
"Yes, you can. The hot Italian lady from the Food Network told me so."
"Did she say it on TV?"

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· Jul 4

The multitudes Miss Polly contains

Polly curled up

Polly posing like a model

Polly judging me

Polly sitting on my chest and side-eyeing the camera

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· Jul 3

Just noticed that Chiitan liked my shitpost about mascots Validated by the expert

Post liked by Chiitan, the internet famous Japanese mascot

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· Jun 29

"Damn, outside got hands" territory

92 Fahrenheit, feels like 102 in Chicago

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· Jun 29

This building's little sibling

The Edgewater Beach Apartments in Chicago, a pink and white high-rise condo building built in the 1920s

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· Jun 26

"LOL WUT" over The Biting Pear of Antioch painting, which features a giant pear with a human mouth in a countryside scene

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· Jun 25

Happy 20th anniversary to the pink line and this useful reaction pic

Baskin-Robbins cake with a picture of the pink line train and text that reads "It's an 'L'!"

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· Jun 22

Lake forever, problems for now/ still there crossover episode

View of Lake Michigan and the Chicago skyline from the Edgewater area concreach

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· Jun 22

I just want to talk to this copywriter

Archer from the self-titled adult animated series saying "Seriously...are we not doing phrasing anymore?"

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· Jun 21

1 year on T

Posing with a bottle of "troon vineyard" wine my friend Anguz bought as a joke last night

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· Jun 15

Aaaaay!

Selfie holding a foam gun game prop

Selfie holding a gamepiece of a mobster with an eye patch labeled Luca

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· Jun 15

Lake forever, problems for now

Hollywood Beach as seen from the 12th floor of an apartment building

The Hollywood Beach pier as seen from the 12th floor of a building

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· Jun 15

Found out about the most useless game tonight Uno: all wilds

My Uno hand with all variations on wild cards

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· Jun 13

Get a load of this dumbass

A comment on reporter Jake Sheridan's update reel about the cross burning in grant park that says "You assume it was a sign of racism, I bet it was a hate crime against Christianity"

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· Jun 12

How I'm tryna be this weekend

My weekend as a 28-year-old in Chicago

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· Jun 12

Hopcat mentioned

Pure Michigan

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· Jun 11

I've NEVER heard that one before 🙄

Kermit the frog sitting next to a big letter N with his mouth wide open and "NO" in large capital letters as the caption

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· Jun 10

Thank you for buying me one drip coffee, class action lawsuit

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· Jun 6

Still there

Sears Tower as seen from Belmont Harbor

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· Jun 6

For someone who isn't a Cyclist Like That, I sure frequently find myself in "there's a shitload of bikes, I must be in the right place" situations often

Bikes lined up on the concreach

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· Jun 5

"Everyone belongs now that the FDA allows us to take gay blood"

A pride month notification from the biolife plasma donation center app

lucaisharsh@lucaisharsh· Jun 5

Getting better at photographing birds with my phone

A red winged blackbird perched on a fence post that contains tall grasses by Montrose harbor