Lucy Steigerwald
@lucystag
Write. Edit. Podcast. Have cat! Collect too many things. World's worst anarchist. I will write and edit for dollars. Not actually a kewpie (?). lucystag@gmail.com
I'm ignoring the "royal" wedding except to check on fashion (bad so far) but this is beautiful.
Great news, everyone, we're transvestigating 9/11 conspiracies now. (Two flight crew on United 23 on 9/11 swear that among four or five suspicious, swarthy men, there was someone in a burka who had large, hairy hands.)
Kitty carefully finds the one part of the bench that doesn't have her blanket or pillow.
A huggable nuke is definitely Fallout merchandise that would exist within the Fallout universe. I hate and am vaguely offended by this so much that I almost want it.
I would love Discovery, the Acolyte, and the Star Wars sequels out of spite if I could.
I wish I'd thought to make these in time for the Taylor Swift shows, just casually mixing them in with bracelets that say "Reputation" and "You belong with me."
Ok, surely AI should at least understand how years works. I mean, the AI supergod sees outside of time! Rocko's Basilisk was right, aaaaa.
Diphtheria graveyard in Montana. I always greet "Baby" when I'm around. Looking at the care put into this spot. I don't think the commonality of child death made it common for the family.
Casually checking to see if I should run away to Uruguay, and I'm reminded of the pettiness of evil. Apparently intersex people also no longer exist.
Me: That Zodiac suspect looks nothing like that police sketch, they're just both wearing 1960s glasses. Idiot. Also me: ok, but why does this British true crime YouTuber look like the missing British teen he's discussing.
Two complete troglodytes pretend that they really think today's right is bad. Has anyone checked if the cartoons have become sexier yet? That should hold Richard over.