Lulu

@luluvohn

hockey, fat af, anxiety for days (opinions my own, not employer’s). #HomeFreeVocalBand #FlyEaglesFly #OskarStrong #BlackLivesMatter

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Lulu@luluvohn· 20d

I HAVE BABY BIRDS

Lulu@luluvohn· 23d

My new bird friend, preparing to feed its babies (who I can hear, but can’t see)

Lulu@luluvohn· 25d

Art imitates life or w/e

A cartoon of a white woman with blonde hair and sunglasses, wearing a purple floral bikini and a large straw hat, sitting on the side of a pool

A photograph of me, a white woman with blonde hair and glasses, wearing a purple floral bikini and a large straw hat, sitting on a float in a pool

Lulu@luluvohn· Jul 9

My backyard is now 💦submerged💦

A view of a grassy backyard, much of it covered in several inches of water, resembling a green pond.

Lulu@luluvohn· Jul 8

I do miss being able to tag brands on socials because Lays chips, what the whole fuck is this?

Lulu@luluvohn· Jul 5

Went to see Big Boy this morning

A large black steam engine with the number 4014 on the top

A conductor leaning out the side of the large black steam engine

A long view of the large black steam engine with the text “Union Pacific” on the side in white lettering

A paper fan with the text “Union Pacific Coast to Coast Tour 4014” and a postcard that says “Greetings from Philadelphia”

Lulu@luluvohn· Jul 3

Go to Rita’s for a sweet treat, get a free fireworks show as a bonus

A parking lot with signs for Rita’s water ice. In the background, between a break in trees, is a firework.

Lulu@luluvohn· Jul 2

Little Barkey and Big Barkey

Hockey players Denver Barkey and Maksim Sokolovskii. Barkey is wearing an orange practice jersey and Sokolovskii is wearing a black practice jersey. They have somewhat of a facial resemblance.

Lulu@luluvohn· Jun 27

Danny saw this picture and said "add to cart"

Czech goalies Marek Sklenička and Martin Psohlavec pose with the IIHF U18 bronze trophy. Both were selected by the Flyers today in the draft.

Lulu@luluvohn· Jun 27

I don't think they're Gritty hats, I think they're just a take on these type of hats that happen to have orange hair

Lulu@luluvohn· Jun 24

Reading a physical book today so it’s not as clean as most of my Libby screenshots, but Alison Cochrun puts into words exactly how I feel about airports too. And now I want to go on a trip.

There's nothing quite like the rhythm of an international airport. The harmony of a dozen different languages, the frantic tempo of shoes and luggage wheels against the lacquered floors as people hurry to catch their flights; the melody of suits shouting at invisible people in their ears as college students have hushed conversations over their travel guides. I've always loved the possibility of it all, the potential. The hustle and the energy. Airports are like purgatory. You’re nowhere and everywhere, suspended in a temporal no-man's-land until you step onto your next flight.

Lulu@luluvohn· Jun 23

I’ve been reading this beautiful novel, Swimming in the Dark by Tomasz Jedrowski, and I wanted to share a bit more of it

I thought of the photographer and his courage, imagining how the photo had made it out of the country: a roll of film smuggled into West Germany, in a secret compartment or an emptied tube of toothpaste. Anonymous figures trapped on the wrong side of history, compressed and rolled up inside a stranger's pocket. No matter what happens in the world, however brutal or dystopian a thing, not all is lost if there are people out there risking themselves to document it.
Little sparks cause fires too.

Lulu@luluvohn· Jun 23

I saw the news about Pekka Rinne’s Hall of Fame induction and what better time to unbox the signed mini stick I’ve had sitting around unopened since he retired

Lulu@luluvohn· Jun 20

I'd been seeing this one solo deer walking around the neighborhood a lot the last week or so, usually they kind of keep to themselves on the edge of the neighborhood, but now SHE JUST WALKED BY WITH A TINY BABY

Truly awful photograph of a baby deer. The camera is focused on the plants in the foreground and the fawn is blurry like a cryptid.

Lulu@luluvohn· Jun 15

I got tickets to Letterkenny Live next year, who’s going?

I got tickets to Letterkenny Live in Philadelphia on February 11, 2027

Lulu@luluvohn· Jun 15

Bettman announcing Staal as the Conn Smythe winner:

Tweet from @_troyjohnson

You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me."

Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."

Lulu@luluvohn· Jun 15

I pulled this picture off Instagram eight years ago and always said I’d post it when he won the Cup. Of course, I was assuming it would be with the Flyers, but I stay true to my word. Shayne Gostisbehere, YOU are a Stanley Cup champion!

Shayne Gostisbehere is scowling/smirking at the camera with the middle finger on his right hand raised. The text above his head reads “To all the haters, he did it!!”

Lulu@luluvohn· Jun 12

That was fun

Lulu@luluvohn· Jun 9

That’s a great fact, thank you, Man on a Dating App

Screenshot from Hinge where a man has answered the prompt “A random fact I love is” with just the word “eyes.”

Lulu@luluvohn· Jun 8

Hello little friend

A large black drainpipe with a chipmunk sitting inside, its head and front paws visible outside the pipe.

Lulu@luluvohn· Jun 4

First pool day of the year has me looking like I’m in a tampon commercial (laughing at nothing while doing activities)

A white woman wearing a multi-colored bathing suit and a sun hat is standing in a pool. The top of her head is not in frame, but she is laughing as she looks away from the camera.

Lulu@luluvohn· Jun 2

*Lion King voice* It is time…

Lulu@luluvohn· May 30

No because this was so unnecessary. When even the commentators are like “I don’t think he needed to do all that”

Lulu@luluvohn· May 28

One of my favorite breakfasts when I have a few extra minutes because I always think it’s going to take longer than it does. Half a sweet potato, plenty of feta, two eggs, some crispy garlic chili on top (or sliding off the back)

A black and white plate with the food items described in the body of the post.

Lulu@luluvohn· May 28

Nobody suggested that’s what you should apologize for, you tone deaf whackadoodle

Headlines from NHL app:
“Vegas GM: We don't 'need to apologize' for success” text over photo of the Vegas Golden Knights celebrating on the ice

Lulu@luluvohn· May 25

You’ve heard of oddly specific hockey stats (at least on this page you have), now get ready for oddly specific fortune cookies

On Thursday, a supportive friend will offer valuable advice.

Lulu@luluvohn· May 23

I have NEVER in my life heard someone pronounce Chicoutimi like that. I had to rewind it because I thought I misheard

Lulu@luluvohn· May 12

My favorite weed control method

Lulu@luluvohn· May 11

Save me, Gritty smoothie

An orange smoothie in a cup with Gritty eyes

Lulu@luluvohn· May 10

A real symbiotic relationship here between the birds and the squirrels