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lumpyprol

@lumpyprol

the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of old society, he/him

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lumpyprol@lumpyprol· 3d

every day is cats day when you're cats

black and white and black kitten heads sleeping in a window hammock with plants above them as seen from below

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· 12d

because I'm in the same pickle

a story graph chart showing six books until you're back on track

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· 20d

Photo of Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, wearing a black turban and glasses, seated in front of a blue backdrop and an Iranian flag. An empty white speech bubble with a black outline runs along the bottom of the image, its tail pointing up toward him, as if he's saying the quoted tweet below.

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· 22d

one in 7 households were food insecure in 2024, 48 million Americans, 14 million children

A pie chart titled "U.S. households by food security status, 2024" illustrating the breakdown of food security in the United States. The largest slice of the pie represents the majority of households, while a smaller, exploded section is broken down further to detail food insecurity.
The chart displays the following data:
* **Food-secure households:** 86.3%
* **Food-insecure households:** 13.7% (This total is divided into two sub-categories):
* Households with low food security: 8.3%
* Households with very low food security: 5.4%
At the bottom, the source text reads: "Source: USDA, Economic Research Service using U.S. Department of Commerce, Bureau of the Census, 2024 Current Population Survey Food Security Supplement data."

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· 25d

sorry every commitment I made in the second half of July, entire focus is now trying to keep this kitten with no survival instincts alive

A small black and white kitten sleeping deeply on a wrinkled, light blue cloth. The kitten is mostly white with a black patch over its ears and top of its head, and a dark tail. It is lying on its side with its paws curled forward, exposing tiny pink paw pads and a pink nose.

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· 26d

sorry boss, I've got a conflict I can't move for the rest of the day

A small, fluffy white kitten with black markings on its head and large ears sleeping on a person's lap. The person is wearing a black shirt with white lettering, and a red and black plaid flannel is draped over both.

A close-up, front-facing view of a fluffy white and black kitten resting with its eyes closed, appearing to sleep on a person's chest. The person is wearing a black shirt with large white text, and a room with a colorful quilt and wooden furniture is visible in the background.

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· 26d

I'll see you and raise you

A dark mode screenshot of an air quality interface. At the top, a wavy icon sits next to the text "Air quality." Below, under the heading "Current condition," a large number "500" is displayed alongside the text "Hazardous air quality." Underneath this reading is a horizontal, color-coded air quality index bar separated into green, yellow, orange, red, purple, and maroon segments, with an indicator dot placed at the far right end in the maroon section. At the bottom, text reads, "Health warning of emergency conditions: everyone is more likely to be affected."

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· Jul 9

we can't keep living like this

A three-panel meme using scenes of Adam Driver from the movie Marriage Story.

Top panel: Adam Driver stands in a room, pointing his finger and yelling aggressively. Captioned text reads: "Every day I wake up AND EVEN MORE MAINE POLITICS".

Middle panel: He has turned away and is furiously punching a hole into the drywall.

Bottom panel: He holds his face in his hands, completely overwhelmed, with the subtitle text "[crying]".

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· Jun 19

oh phew I'm safe

A screenshot of a search result snippet displayed inside an "Add alt text" modal window. The snippet features two blue and white toggle buttons: "BID OR BUY 0 AVAILABLE ITEMS" and "VIEW PAST SALE PRICES 0 SOLD ITEMS". Below the buttons, a message reads, "No results found for 'Animorphs' in items you can bid/buy."

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· Jun 17

absolutely no thank you community bank, believe it or not I'd like to not owe you money someday

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· Jun 17

hell is empty and all the devils are here, bitch

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· Jun 16

let's go big song

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· Jun 15

very high (double meaning,) rite now

Carnegie Hall from tier 2, left side

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· Jun 10

Platner's general election message:" I USED to be a piece of shit, but I'm NOT ANYMORE"

article about platner trying to shift the conversation with a picture of him at his primary victory speech

Tim Robinson speaking to a concerned woman saying" I'm worried that the voters of Maine think people can't change"

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· Jun 10

lactose intolerant me when milk discourse rolls around

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· Jun 3

vacation mode ben

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· May 29

it's pretty

low tide lake

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· May 29

where's my "Nearly every minute of every day" option?

Pre-Appointment Mood Screener form with question 7:
Feeling afraid as if something awful might happen
0 - Not at all
1 - Several days
2 - Over half of the days
3 - Nearly every day

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· May 27

we went

pork chops, glaze,brussels, couscous, bread

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· May 27

let's go

raw pork chops butter thyme shallots garlic jam on cutting board counter top

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· May 13

when i push a claude change and jenkins immediately fails on the rubocop stage

"he just like me fr!!!!" cartoon meme

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· May 8

LIKE A BUTTERFLY DROPPING TO ITS GRAVE

the mighty monarch from venture bros

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· May 8

had some good hammock times with these two nerds

cat and dog in hammock outside

cat and dog in hammock outside butt to butt

cat and dog in hammock outside, car looking goofy and chubby

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· May 7

God: In my book I invented the Golden Idol as a cautionary tale. Trump: At long last, I have created the Golden Idol from the classic book: The Bible

a truth social post by Donald Trump sharing a giant golden statue of himself

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· May 6

Blindsight by Peter Watts

screenshot of Richard Dawkins on Twitter saying some stupid stuff about Claude, including" why wasn't natural selection content to evolve competent zombies?"

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· Apr 30

my buddy wants me to apply for this job but I'm not sure I want to be a giant worm

expectations pave a golden path for developers from design to deployment

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· Apr 26

getting loser meme that says we're fed posting

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· Apr 23

what ho

a plate with an English breakfast including eggs, baked beans, tomatoes, bacon and toast

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· Apr 21

sleepy cat

curled up cat in a window hammock

lumpyprol@lumpyprol· Apr 21

found this in a closet we hadn't fully searched before, bazinga