Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)

@lwood999

Well-meaning somewhat ominous cryptid.

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Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· Jun 4

Bees and other wee livestock are mailable. The gift of BEES isn’t for everyone, but it may be for someone you love! Try 🐝 bees🐝 today!

A bright orange plastic box is open on a cluttered tabletop. It has two wooden boxes and one plastic box inside, all with screened sides for air and visibility. Dark shapes of a queen bee and a handful of attendants are visible through the screens.

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· Jun 3

Im in my EATING MY COLORS era, apparently. 😂 red-skinned orange-fleshed sweet potato, black beans, pickled red onions, bit of cheese.

A square white ceramic dish on a blue-and-white placemat holds orange-fleshed sweet potato, black beans, and cheese. Nearby in a dark blue bowl are some picked red onions.

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· Apr 10

Hi, have you ever played Stardew Valley? These are salmonberry (Rubus spectabilis) flowers. Pic taken by me on 10 April 2026 at Hawley Cove on Bainbridge Island

A cane of magenta five-petaled flowers and new bright-green leaves can be seen with a wetlands in the background.

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· Mar 20

Saw “sorrel” on my local farming co-op’s list and wondered what that was—obviously not the clover-looking stuff. One soup making recipe kitbash later, it’s Very Spring Soup! Look it’s even got an egg! Happy Equinox! #foodsky

A bowl of cream-colored soup presented in a decorated white bowl with blue floral motifs. It’s garnished with a quartered hard boiled egg and a sprig of dill.

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· Mar 3

This game would 127% be my jam, but Nintendo gonna Nintend.

An image made with a Pokemon Pokopia meme generator, saying, "I want it but I'm not buying a Switch 2 for it."

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· Feb 24

Saw a three line recipe for pierogi soup copied from a community cookbook, then vibe cooked my way to dinner. Not pictured: side of pickled kohlrabi because the grandmothers demanded cabbage. 😂 #cooksky

A dozen pierogies are simmering in a broad, shallow pot of soup.

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· Jan 12

I can’t laugh, but as my home river is the Cuyahoga, I can relate. ITS NICE NOW, OKAY?

A picture of the Cuyahoga River decades after it caught on fire and sparked a sea change of environmental awareness. In the background, the tidal flats frame downtown Cleveland, Ohio.

Also you’re blocks from where the Bucky and Natasha went shopping and/or Superman fought that kaiju.

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· Dec 22

them's shadowbringers numbers. Everything burns, indeed! 😆🤣💀 #ffxiv

A text box from the MMO Final Fantasy XIV. It says that this player is in a login queue with 1,094 other players. The game's North American servers experienced sustained DDoS attacks over the back half of December 2025.

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· Dec 19

Well, shoot. Spice Tribe isn’t carrying @koshersoul.bsky.social ‘s kitchen pepper anymore. Time to hit the book! The most exotic thing in this is mace. A decent bulk spice department should manage.

A hardcover copy of Koshersoul lies closed on a blue and white placemat.

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· Dec 13

A thousand days of gamified flashcards and I can occasionally muddle accurately through a skeet en español!

A cartoon owl is on fire signifying a thousand day Duolingo streak.

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· Dec 11

I like legos and lunch so when I saw a vid about Lego Lunch and knew I had all the bits? I’m in. Arroz rojo, frijoles negroes, chard from my yard, and chicken.

A square ceramic dish containing three clear strata of food. Black beans, chicken with chard, and red rice (as in a Mexican restaurant).

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· Nov 21

Aw! I’ll take ‘em! Meanwhile, you already imported my minion to Eitheirys when you implemented the Bluecoat Cat. Here’s one of mine now helping manage my inventory before I set off on another adventure!

A Russian Blue cat reclines on a couple small traveling cases. The cases and cat are on a patchwork quilt in several shades of blue diamonds.

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· Nov 16

The legend lives on from the Fedaykin on down Of the big lake they call Gitchee Gurney

Three stills from the David Lynch Dune movie are captioned with modified lyrics from “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” by Gordon Lightgoot.

Muad’Dib, as a ritual call, says: “Superior, it’s said, never gives up her dead—“

Two Fremen on drums respond: “—when the gales of November come early.”

In the third panel, four more Fremen ask, “wtf is a lake?”

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· Nov 10

Well now I GOTTA lick it. This will definitely suck because the battery is in an extra air-tight bubble inside the blister pack that released a puff of putrescence on puncture. Still gonna lick it. THREE MINUTES LATER: reader, they were not kidding. Glad it was only a brief lick. 🤢

The packaging to a Duracell CR 2032 coin-type battery. The words “bitter coating” have been circled by the poster above an icon of a child making a yuck face.

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· Oct 19

It’s chilly and dribbly and I have a cold. Maybe Italian penicillin will fix me! —probably not but we should at least check. 1.5 c / ~350 g frozen stock 0.5 c / ~100 g pastina Trawl herb box and freezer for mix-ins Salt, black pepper, something creamy Boil noods, add stuff, season, enjoy.

A stoneware bowl of pastina in brodo/chicken and stars/Italian penicillin adorns a placement. While the pasta cooked, I thawed a handful each of frozen chard and diced chicken. I can’t have the usual cheeses, so I finished with a good squeeze of sour cream. It’s a savory porridge, and porridge is a land of no kings and only the rules the cook and food agree to. Enjoy!

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· Sep 28

Chat, the cheat sheet said ANY winged helmet, and this is absolutely ANY winged helmet. With 2B gloves and Tantalus pants, it scored 95/100. FASHION! #ffxiv

A humanoid whose face is completely obscured by feathered headdress / mascot head in the shape of a bird's head with wings where external ears wouldn't be because birds don't. They are also wearing a neatly layered pink jacket with black vest and white shirt. It is not particularly aesthetic.

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· Sep 12

The whole episode ran on wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey, so I liked the shout-out. There was a crossover comic book limited series back in the day!

A cover of the first issue of Assimilation^2, a Doctor Who/ST:TNG crossover, featuring the Enterprise-D and the TARDIS in the foreground and the Eleventh Doctor and Captain Picard in the background.

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· Sep 7

I put a game of USAmerican Handegg on the TV and am canning apple butter (from my tree!). I’m autumning SO HARD rn.

A black electric cooktop with three pots: a black enameled steel water bath canner with jars and tools, a steel saucepan with rings, and an enameled cast iron Dutch oven with apple butter and a spatula. The canner and saucepan are simmering.

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· Sep 4

Is it a spoiler if I holler “oh GURL you’re in an _Enemy Mine_ plot” and don’t tell you what I was watching when I yelled it? Or if I yell about “FUCKING lightbulbs!” a bit later?

A poster for the 1985 sci-fo movie _Enemy Mine_, with Dennis Quaid facing Louis Gossett Jr, the latter in reptilian makeup and prosthetics. The movie is a Trope Namer because the pictured characters save each others’ life, though not both survive.

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· Jul 30

Turns out when you’re an adult you can just hammer a braid of onions into your lintel and nobody stops you.

A braid of onions is hangs in an arched doorframe.

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· Jul 26

Dear Intertubes, we have onions!

Fifteen sweet onions have been laid out on a mat to dry in front of a box fan.

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· Jul 22

Sun tea isn’t food safe, but chuck that pitcher into the fridge and it’s cold brew iced tea now. I’ll be back for this tomorrow.

A two liter glass pitcher with four tea sachets bobbing in it. The pitcher is on a white counter in front of a sunny kitchen window.

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· Jul 9

I have made compound butter from pruning back my herbs. It’s herbs mashed into softened butter, but I didn’t grow up with butter OR fresh herbs so this is ✨fancy✨.

A log of minced herbs suspended in butter on a ragged square of parchment paper sits on a cutting board before being rolled up and chilled.

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· Jun 22

Pray attend her adorably crossed paws—and pay no attention to the dribble of leftover Churu. #caturday

A grey cat with emerald eyes regards the camera. She is standing in front of the gloss black front of a microwave on a white counter. There is a cream-colored drop on her lower lip.

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· May 20

Celebrating World Bee Day by installing some new queens! I remain gently croggled that you can MAIL BEES. Just. The mail. Like socks.

Two small boxes each hold five to ten honeybees. One of the bees is a little larger than the others with a blue dot on her abdomen. This dot is applied by the breeder and is standard way a beekeeper signals that this is a queen bee from a year ending in 0 or 5.

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· May 6

Dang it, bok choi/pak choi/etc, you had ONE JOB, which was LEAF, like in this emoji WHICH IS OF YOU: 🥬. Leaf. Wtf is this flower bullshit you’re bolting like Usain over here. Chant renew for me, misbehaving brassica, you’re going to the carousel of compost.

A brassica (specifically pak choi) in bloom in a tended bed.

A garden bed showing several misbehaving blooming brassicas, with other plants in the background.

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· May 2

This is the blossom of a salmonberry, which if you’ve ever played Stardew Valley you may be surprised to know exist outside of that game. I took this picture on Bainbridge Island, Washington within the last few days.

A pink four-petaled salmonberry flower stands out against the spring-and-summer greens of its foliage.

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· May 1

Emotional support asparagus from my yard!

A rough stack of purple and green asparagus spears on an end grain cutting board, along with the knife that cut them.

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· May 1

Whiskers, you say?

A light grey (“blue”) cat is curled around a keyboard, black whiskers barely visible against his plush coat.

Lorrie Wood (Clewara Hedwi)@lwood999· Apr 30

Made fried rice with arroz rojo and added chard. Mmm multicultural lunch.