How long can the underwood’s last in bed? - Depends on many factors, as it does for most people, so I'll assume sobriety and good health and aim for averages. Isabelle usually comes in about 3 minutes, but wants about 5 orgasms, so I'd say an average round of masturbation [...]

What if Isabelle had 1/2 siblings? - Not sure if this means "half siblings" or "one or two siblings", so I'm gonna answer what I find more interesting: half siblings. Isabelle does have half siblings! Alec is fairly responsible when it comes to condom usage but, especially [...]

"There's only so long she can hold out, and she knows it." In "Make Your Mark", Alec introduces his lover Phoebe to kink. Featuring flogging, bondage, spanking, and two people who don't know what they're doing attempting to negotiate. Enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/86236391

hi, i’m reading through your stories and i was wondering, does Alec have a thing for scars on people? because he — Thank you for reading! Alec has a thing for scars specifically if he's the one who inflicted them. If he seems particularly fixated [...] tetratto.com/posts/33HJ3e...

the song Holy, Holy by Geordie greep, feels very alec coated and i wonder if you agree the song is stuck in my head — Musically I definitely see it! The electric guitar, the discordance of it all...very Alec. I also see where you're [...] tetratto.com/posts/33FjkP...

Can you give me some advice on writing vomit noises? — I think this is mostly a matter of paying attention to the wide variety of noises involved in throwing up, and picking [...] tetratto.com/posts/33EYlW...

alec is a horrible person and should die, but is it wrong for me to have a crush on him in a weird way — Not at all! Not only is Alec fictional, but in many ways he's designed to be an ideal of an abuser. While many of us in real life [...] tetratto.com/posts/33DDkq...

What single memory, if they had to pick one, would Alec, Viola, and Isabelle each forget? Which memories would — Viola would choose to forget giving birth to Isabelle. While her memory of it isn't very clear, it's incredibly painful and traumatic [...] tetratto.com/posts/33C36m...

It'll be a long time coming, but I'm very excited for you all to see what I'm working on right now, so...have a preview.

What are bert’s opinions and thoughts of Alec’s wife and daughter? - Bertrand only met Isabelle once, when she was an infant, and so didn't develop much of an opinion on her. He saw her as a spot of hope in his so-far fruitless attempt to have a baby with his wife [...]

Hi! What are some of Bert’s hobbies and fav food?- Bertrand is a countryside sort of man, and most of his hobbies involve the great outdoors one way or another. He's on the village cricket team and competes in an annual boxing tournament, and enjoys rowing when the weather [...]

Do you have any voice claims for the underwoods? - I do! Thank you for asking! I'm one of those people who's a stickler for trying to get voice or face claims as accurate as possible, so I actually have multiple per Underwood, and if you can picture a blend of the [...]

thank you for the art!!! this is so cute

Hihi I’m new to your content so sorry if u already answered this but what would berts reaction to be to Isa? - Welcome, and thank you for sending in an ask! I'm not sure if you mean Bertrand's reaction when he did canonically meet Isabelle [...]

Hey, I wanted to ask two things. 1. So Isabelle becomes a prostitute first and then a nun? 2. I read Alec's entire bio and — Hello and thank you for asking! Yes, Isabelle spends her mid to late twenties as a sex worker in London after leaving Alec [...] tetratto.com/posts/32yAJr...

What are your characters' most secret inner feelings about religion, and how do these differ from the ways they perform — Isabelle is the most religiously devout Underwood. Being raised part Catholic and part Anglican, her beliefs are sort of a [...] tetratto.com/posts/32y72R...

I think it’s sick u nd ur little posse copy SL’s art style — Man, I don't even know who you're talking about, either in terms of my supposed posse or who SL is tetratto.com/posts/32xHCs...

Would you classify Alec as a twink? — Nope! In his younger days, sure, but while he's with Morsden he puts on a lot of muscle and keeps it. Too built to be a twink, the man is in solid hunk territory. tetratto.com/posts/32tG77...

What spurred the decision to change Alec's backstory from Indonesia to Leningrad? — With the help of some friends who are better educated than I am, I came to understand a few things both in an in-universe sense and in a meta sense about what [...] revospring.net/@macthedke/a...

I had a dream about Alec, Isabelle and… Hannibal Lecter LOL. for some reason I had set Hannibal up w Isabelle on a blind date — I'm always flattered to hear people have dreamt about my OCs! Hannibal on a blind date with 16yo Isabelle.....once [...] revospring.net/@macthedke/a...

I think it's weird how your only black characters are subservient to Alec in some way. POC are only worthwhile in — I don't agree with the equivalence of "POC = Black", but for your purposes we can focus on the two major Black characters [...] tetratto.com/posts/32m0fD...

A couple of young Alecs from art therapy......

Alec reminds me of Lucius Malfoy, is that accurate? — (You'll have to excuse whatever the fuck Tetratto has done to its layout, I don't have the energy to fix it rn.) There are some similarities given that they're both charming, evil, mature blond [...] tetratto.com/posts/32jAql...

After the events of your latest story what happened to The American? — Alec tracked him down and murdered him for Isabelle to watch before they went home to England. It may end up being a sort of epilogue fic for Passion Play! tetratto.com/posts/32YynF...

This one's been a long time coming, folks! In "Passion Play", just over 12k long, Alec arranges a gangbang centered around 18yo Isabelle. Featuring bukkake, whipping, cunt smothering, cigarette burns, and so much more, this one is truly a doozy. Enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/80246586

alec is the type of guy to let his fingers slip in a lil when he wipes — SO deeply true tetratto.com/posts/32Uzo4...

Happy birthday to Isabelle, pictured here as she was at her Uncle Bertrand's funeral! I'd wish her many happy years, but....well. She'll get there eventually.

How do the Underwoods feel about the supernatural? Do they believe/want to believe in it, or do they think it's unholy — Isabelle does indeed believe in UFOs! Isabelle believes in everything, actually, and never really has one of those skeptical [...] tetratto.com/post/2756650...

Finally! My 2025 entry for The Worm Presents is now on AO3! Viola and her maid, Ella, may have had a sweet and tender affair before, but once Alec gets involved all bets are off. Toxic yuri, forced/assisted blowjobs, and threesomes! Enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/78142351

How would alec react to finding out where Isabel ran away but only after she passed on, so the only thing he gets — At first Alec would genuinely have a hard time getting his head around the fact that Isabelle lived a complete life without him [...] tetratto.com/post/2728194...