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@madicienne

👋 artist/writer with a day job ✍️ practicing, slowly 🗣️ also yaps about trains, climbing, etc 🔞 occasionally nsfw 🧝 elf stan 🧑‍🎨 human art only 🔗 madicienne.carrd.co 👏 🏳️‍🌈 they/she | 💬 fr/en

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the m@madicienne· Jun 15

QP with your blue art 🌀🌊💙🥶

Digital bust of a blue-skinned tiefling; she has white hair in a long braid and a dark scarf pinned around her shoulders. Her finger- and horn-tips are white with frost; her arms are decorated in arcane-looking tattoos. Her eyes are bright cyan, and her pupils elongated like those of a goat. Her gaze is intense, as though looking through us.

the m@madicienne· Jun 10

We don't often see each other's headers, which is a shame! Here's mine; QRP with yours!

Digital art of hands holding a ceiling-mounted handrail on public transit. One of the hands is green, and there are ads in the background for cyberware, implying some kind of cyber-fantasy setting. Based on placement, two people are facing each other; one has tawny skin and lots of bandaids, the other has pale skin inexplicably marbled with gold. A reflective strip below the ads repeats, "PLEASE HOLD ON".

the m@madicienne· Jun 4

How I'm getting my HIIT recently: every morning we watch and rewatch the Nutcracker portion of Fantasia, and 4yo insists we MUST dance to the Russian Dance 🧑‍🩰

Screenshot from Fantasia, focused on an anthropomorphized thistle and orchid dancing together

the m@madicienne· Jun 1

QRP with your pride flags! 🏳️‍🌈

Pansexual pride flag with thick horizontal bands of bright pink, yellow and bright blue

Genderfluid pride flag, with horizontal bands of coral pink, white, magenta, black and dark blue.

the m@madicienne· May 31

the kids know what's up

Photo of chalk drawings at the playground; there's a crossed-out "AI" and printing that says "Frick AI". Artist unknown

the m@madicienne· May 16

What are the Six Genders? Wrong answers only. (making my followers question their choices this Saturday)

Collage showing 6 different running rail support systems; clockwise from top left: direct fixation fastener, concrete tie, bi-block tie, hollow tie, wood tie (a classic), embedded rail.

the m@madicienne· Apr 24

colleague teased my glasses in a Teams call, saying they remind him of Three Days of the Condor; I have not seen this movie but based on this screenshot he posted, he has no idea how high a compliment he just paid me

Screenshot of a young Robert Redford in Three Days of the Condor (1975): "A bookish CIA researcher in Manhattan finds all his co-workers dead, and must outwit those responsible until he figures out who he can really trust." In the screenshot, Redford looks suspiciously back over his shoulder, his coat collar pulled up high, his aviator-frame glasses lending to his bookish yet dangerous look. It's a vibe!

the m@madicienne· Mar 17

that new weight loss drug everyone is calling "raven" (🐦‍⬛) but also like 🤔

Screenshot of Merriam Webster showing the definition for "raven", the verb:

ˈrav-niŋ
intransitive verb

1 : to feed greedily
2 : to prowl for food : prey
3 : plunder

the m@madicienne· Mar 9

QTP with women 💖 Happy #InternationalWomensDay to all women!

Digital illustration of a green orc with a cool haircut; she wears half-off coveralls tied around her waist, a vaguely futuristic tank top and a golden coatl tattoo, wrapping around her arms/body. She stands with one hand on her hip and the other carrying a large sledgehammer with digital-looking runes.

Illustration of a medieval fantasy woman in a fuzzy cloak; she carries a sword at her hip and a sceptre in her hand. The sceptre is made from a skeleton arm (but whose??).

Illustration of a fit, monstrous woman covered in tattoos of people's names. She's dressed in a vaguely 1920s style, carrying a long cigarette, a dagger on a braided strap, and a person's wrist/hand.

Mostly-finished illustration of a cutely-dressed woman with a hologram of a children's cartoon bear face hiding her actual identity.

the m@madicienne· Mar 5

Sharing for the #SpaceArt appreciators: toddler birthday crafts! I hand-painted the beads and made necklace/keychain kits for the kids to build, and we made suns and tried to stick them in the right place 🚀🌌

Photo of a keychain with hand painted wooden bead versions of the sun, all the planets and celebrity dwarf planet (Pluto). If my toddler had his way there would be an asteroid belt, Kuiper belt, more dwarf planets, oort cloud and other stars, but I can only paint so many beads, kid!

Photo of a poster showing all the planets' orbits (plus Pluto again). The center of the poster is blank, except for a scribbly, misshapen and rainbow-coloured "sun" stuck on mostly in the right place. There is also an unexplained, purplish half circle, stuck on near Mercury. The planets are made from cut and torn construction paper. The poster also features the asteroid belt, and dwarf planet Ceres.

the m@madicienne· Feb 15

Friend and I found this partner problem at the bouldering gym today, and briefly became the morning's entertainment 😂

Photo of an indoor bouldering with two hold colours, in the shape of a heart. This problem is made for two people to climb together, using each others' bodies as holds when one or the other colour is missing.

the m@madicienne· Jan 30

okay hear me out

A fake campaign voting poster urging us to vote for "Carrington Event" in 2026. Instead of a candidate there's a picture of the sun with some spicy little solar arcs whipping off.

the m@madicienne· Jan 28

Congrats on 7k! Always love seeing your stuff in my feed 😁 Here's my blorbo:

Digital drawing of a fancifully-dressed elf with a big talky smile and a bubble tea in one hand. His other hand strays suspiciously out of frame. He wears a blue doublet-style top with a sheer undershirt, a thick belt and brown pants. His shoes are floral because he's extra. His belt holds a number of tools/symbols/pockets/clips and a sticker-covered flip phone; his shirt appears to have magic runes on the hems, and his earrings might be lockpicks? He's not taking questions at this time.

Digital drawing of an elf posing in golden short-shorts and earrings in front of a window. Outside is a pinkish sci-fi cityscape. This made more sense closer to Golden Week

the m@madicienne· Jan 27

as a metaphor, "blood" would have sufficed, but no - the biblical "lifeblood" alternative implies that the platform is not just metaphorically carrying oxygen, nutrients, waste, (timesheets??), etc, but rather that it is metaphorically the company's very life FORCE ✨

Screenshot of mentions over time for "lifeblood" provided by Google, showing a general increase between 1800 and 2019, but a notable peak in the 1950s.

the m@madicienne· Jan 14

only if you want your novel to look like this:

Screen clip of an excel stacked bar chart with different colours; it is not exciting, and that's the point. There is no data/legend surrounding the bars.

the m@madicienne· Jan 2

I haven't used this one specifically, but the other Morpho human anatomy books are good. This one won't have lizards though 👎 Bookmarking your post to see others' responses as well 😁

MORPHO Mammals Anatomy book for artists by Michel Lauricella

the m@madicienne· Jan 1

I hesitated to make an #artVsArtist2025 because I could think of literally 2 things I'd finished, but after scrolling through my camera roll and relaxing my definition of "art", I surprised myself! Thanks for coming along; let's do more neat and weird and silly human art in 2026! #art #myArt

Square grid of nine images for #artVsArtist. From top left:
1. Photo of some small wooden bees with felt wings
2. Digital self-portrait
3. Collection of brightly painted papier mâché food objects - all the food from "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" - arranged into a cardboard frame, hung on the wall
4. Cropped digital illustration of two hands holding onto a public transit railing
5. Centre square - a photo of me, sideways, looking at the camera wedged in a small space
6. Cropped digital illustration of a shirtless elf with a small futuristic city background
7. Sketch of two figures walking; one seems to be helping to support the other
8. Cropped illustration of an elf pointing at his own shirt, which reads in big letters: weird porn enjoyer
9. Photo of a fly stuffed animal; it has X's for eyes to show that it's dead (it's spider food)

the m@madicienne· Dec 31

Viktor's style is so bright and fun, and he also has some really cool pieces in his Etsy store ✨

Commissioned digital portrait of my OC by @nooskadraws.bsky.social: the subject is an elf with a big smile, and the portrait is surrounded by fern fronds.

the m@madicienne· Dec 8

QRP with the oldest and newest art of your oc! okay they look pretty different but hear me out; this character has multiple pseudonyms/personas that look/behave differently (for the purposes of crime), so in 7 years he's both changed a lot and not at all 😎 #madicienneOC #art #elfEnjoyers

Digital portrait/bust of an elf wearing some kind of industrial uniform/apron combination with multiple (conflicting) nametags.

Digital half-body of an elf smiling at the viewer and gesturing at his own t-shirt, which reads in big letters "weird porn enjoyer".

the m@madicienne· Nov 26

Quote your art with glasses on! 👓

Black & white digital illustration of a fit, monstrous woman (slit pupils, sharp teeth) covered in tattoos of people's names. She's dressed in a vaguely 1920s style, carrying a long cigarette, a dagger, and a person's wrist/hand. A bunch of long necklaces with mismatched beads/pendants hang from her neck.

the m@madicienne· Nov 20

The bravest tiefling wizard despite having the party's fewest hit points, it's ✨Dish✨! Cursed to be perpetually hungry; blessed to be perpetually serving (looks)

Illustration of an inky-skinned tiefling in fancy garb (doublet, pumpkin pants, fraise), mostly green; he has horns made of coral, decorated with bows and baubles. The background behind him shows the Serpent constellation in purple.

Four little digital doodles of the same tiefling in different outfits; there's a peasant look, a genie thing, some kind of Robin Hood inspired which outfit (?), and just some shibari

Four more digital doodles of the same tiefling in different outfits; there's kind of a caped Grecian deity look, a Barbie pink fencing outfit, a quite modest green dress, and a yellow Renaissance doublet and slashed pumpkin pants

Illustration of an inky-skinned tiefling in colorful clothing, with his arms absolutely loaded with food: veggies, bread, a snake on a stick(?), sausages, a giant grub, wineskin, churros, something with tentacles...

the m@madicienne· Nov 7

Kai signs himself up 😇 ✔️ adorable, funny ✔️ weirdly deep/positive ✔️ flexible, dextrous ✔️ bondage? bondage. ✔️ smells nice ❌ flirts w/danger and the competition ❌ not actually named Kai ❌❌ not actually a contestant; unclear how he got here ❌❌❌ this is really just step 2f of an elaborate heist

Cropped digital portrait of an elf looking merrily off-camera; his mouth is partway open and he's definitely about to spout some bullshit.

the m@madicienne· Nov 3

QRP with your people art 💜🍆🍇 Couldn't not follow up with this 😆

Illustrated portrait of a young man in a people hoodie presented as a mirror selfie, except the mirror is cracked, and the image, therefore, shattered. This is what happens when you let wizards use your bathroom.

the m@madicienne· Oct 31

QRP your Jack-o-lanterns! 🎃

Photo of two jack-o'-lanterns, one large and one small. The large one is carved to look like a dog with its tongue out, with pumpkin ears tacked to the top. The small one has a strange face, an open mouth with one large eye open, and one closed eye. This was designed by my 3-year-old.

Photo of the back side of the dog jack-o'-lantern, showing another face with a big happy smile and one dull tooth.

Photograph of the small jack-o'-lantern with one open eye, one closed eye, and a big open mouth. This photo also shows the concept art as drawn by my 3-year-old; the jack-o'-lantern is a pretty close match!

the m@madicienne· Oct 22

honestly my skills are wasted as an engineer

A sidewalk chalk drawing depicting a person pointing into a hole filled with something reddish. A speech bubble says "Wow! So much lava!" The person's dog says "Boof!" The edge of a yellow galosh can be seen in the corner of the photo.

the m@madicienne· Oct 21

~~romantic vibe~~

the m@madicienne· Oct 17

QRP with your meme redraws 💪✨ I wanna do more of these but alas I am slow

Illustrated version of the headlock meme featuring an elf taking a selfie while being comfortably "headlocked" by a buff, shiny golden arm.

the m@madicienne· Oct 10

post a mage! is he kind of a dilf or just me? 🤔

A full body illustration of a fantasy dwarf with full beard and long robes; a swirl of magic surrounds him and he holds a stone in one hand, and a magical lizard in the other.

the m@madicienne· Oct 7

hello! great art share theme! I make my sketches on paper so I can get away from my computer sometimes 😅 I also appreciate that I don't have ctrl+z when I work with a real pen, so it forces me to trust the process (which of course I can try to correct digitally *later*...)

Rough pen sketch of an elf gesturing at their own torso. There's a teeny tiny version of the same figure/gesture in the upper right. Through the page, you can see some head sketches I was practicing.

the m@madicienne· Oct 6

listen Gideon* is both extremely trustworthy, but also absolutely full of shit *an alias #art #elfEnjoyers #madicienneOC