Mads

@madsjesty

She/her. Arts, crafts, makes computers do Stuff.

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Mads@madsjesty· 21d

Really feeling this on a spiritual level rn

Original tweet from 2017 by Leather Clown: I'm so stressed that sunlight hurts. I am gods mistake
Quote tweet also by Leather Clown: Sing this to the tune of "Old MacDonald"

Mads@madsjesty· Jul 12

Plus, the grout lines on one side of her don’t quite line up to the other side.

Image of a white woman with great streaked hair in a public bathroom. Suspected to be Gen ai because of text artifacts.

Mads@madsjesty· Jun 10

This year my roses are really producing, so I’ve been drying rose petals for future use. My living room smells AMAZING.

Hand holding a metal tray filled with bright pink rose petals

Mads@madsjesty· Apr 22

A Blender sidebar showing units in metric with a pop up tooltip reading “Switch to Imperial /
You seem like you're the type of person who likes feet”

Mads@madsjesty· Dec 12

I have the privilege of giant lakes in the way of this cold front… so it’s a nice 15 degrees with a windchill of -6

Mads@madsjesty· Dec 5

General call for pictures of cool rocks. This is one I found at Lake Huron that is perfectly shaped to hold a stick of incense

A small grey rock with a hole which is perfectly sized to hold a stick of incense. To demonstrate this, it is holding a stick of incense.

Mads@madsjesty· Nov 22

I’m just looking up photo references for fanart, Pinterest. CALM DOWN. “Your entire search history for the past hour is shit like ‘couples kissing.’ Is this a cry for help?”

An image of a Pinterest search page with the search term “kiss cup hands face” in the search bar and the only result being a box saying: “If you're in crisis or considering self-harm, helplines can provide free, confidential support. Help is available. Speak with someone at a crisis helpline.”

Mads@madsjesty· Nov 18

A snake made this sandwich

Picture of a brown snake in moss unhinging its jaw to eat an entire egg whole

Mads@madsjesty· Nov 16

#VeilguardSpoilers #SeriouslyThisSpoilsTheEnding The implication that Solas, the elf voted “most likely to hang on to his emo shit for literal generations,” is going off into Fade prison to try to therapy some rock spirits into letting THEIR shit go is truly sending me

Snippet from a Q&A by Trick Weekes
Q - “Where exactly are they going? Back to the regret prison?”
A - “The implication is he’s going back to the prison and now he’ll be working to try to heal the blight while he’s there”

Mads@madsjesty· Nov 13

And for afters

Animated gif of a Gandalf looking wizard moving in circles a frozen pond entitled “once I’ve finished pondering my orb I begin orbiting my pond”

Mads@madsjesty· Nov 13

Always be wizardposting

A painting of a majestic, grey bearded wizard in a brown robe sitting in an 80s-era kitchen. He’s holding a beer and has the facial expression of a man about to give you a sacred quest to pick up some munchies from the bodega.
(“The Time of the Dark” by Dave Mattingly)

Mads@madsjesty· Nov 12

The Veilguard art book can and will spoil the suit out of you. Be warned! But it does include some absolute gems, including a page on the new design direction that includes a yassified Cullen 😂

A snippet from the Veilguard art book showing an Inquisition screenshot edited to fit Veilguard’s design philosophy. In this case, they yassified Cullen.

Mads@madsjesty· Nov 12

Thinking about Veilguard and kept thinking about one of the vibes Rook can display towards Solas. She brings a certain “not letting him get away with his shit” vibe he really doesn’t like. #veilguard #dragonAge #notSpoilersJustVibes

Drawing of Rook from Dragon Age hitting Solas in the face with a clue-by-four

Mads@madsjesty· Nov 8

That reminds me that I saw “whole wheat biscuit” KitKats at the local HMart the other day. Did NOT pick them up

Japanese Kit Kat packaging in Whole Wheat Biscuit flavor

Mads@madsjesty· Nov 7

My cat who used to never emerge from under the furniture now will let himself be picked up and cuddled on the lap and be given so many noisy head smooches and he purrs all the while

A black cat curled into a very anatomically improbable position in a lap

Mads@madsjesty· Oct 30

GOT THE STICKER I WANTED \o/

A hand in front of a “Vote Early Here” sign holding an “I Voted” sticker featuring a drawing of werewolf tearing off his shirt in front of an American flag

Mads@madsjesty· Oct 24

If you see this, post a bridge.

The Mackinaw Bridge, a white painted suspension bridge on blue water, from below.

Mads@madsjesty· Oct 15

Ah yes. Egg something sauce. Basically liquid gold. Every time I hear a story about kids doing this kind of thing I just flash to this comic

Panel from a Calvin and Hobbes comic. Hobbes says “How come?” And Calvin replies “I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.”

Mads@madsjesty· Oct 3

Found a thread of Arabic poetry and then COINCIDENTALLY just ordered three volumes or poetry. It just HITS. Mahmoud Darwish, Nizar Qabbani, and then Pablo Neruda because it reminded me. Will I be crying over poetry in two days? All signs point to yes.

they asked "do you love her to death?"
i said "speak of her over my grave and watch how she brings me back to life"
Mahmoud Darwish

"Give me a daughter with your stubborn heart, or your even temper.
Give our children your dark-bright eyes, or your enchanted smile.
So that even when we are gone, the world will find within them all of the reasons why I loved you
- Nizar Qabbani

Mads@madsjesty· Sep 17

#406,229. I would like there to be more interesting numbers in it but oh well

Mads@madsjesty· Jun 10

@tkingfisher.bsky.social I just stumbled on the ceramic art of Hitomi Hosono today after rereading Paladin 3 and this is exactly what the ancients’ ivory looks like in my head. www.hitomihosono.com/bio-1

A short, white ceramic pot with applied texture on the inside and outside that looks like coral

A tall, white ceramic pot with applied texture on the inside and outside of flowers and leaves and swirls

A tall, white ceramic pot with applied texture on the inside and outside of flowers and leaves

Mads@madsjesty· Oct 14

Me picking the right meme to inflict my bro’s daily psychic damages

A comic picture of a cat with a thought bubble saying “I am a violent being intent on violent deeds”

Mads@madsjesty· Oct 12

Missing the up north forest walks. Sometimes I got to play paparazzi on mushrooms.

A close up picture of a brown and white mushroom in a forest. The mushroom is probably a Grey Veiled Amanita

Mads@madsjesty· Oct 6

I usually end up just going to my groupchat. Salty support group

Image advertising shrimp for $4 a pound with the caption “HEY LOOK ITS! SALTY PALS”

Mads@madsjesty· Aug 2

A white bearded wizard in a pointy hat and robes slightly levitating while riding on the subway amongst disinterested normal people

Mads@madsjesty· Aug 1

Today I learned this weed taking over my garden is edible and even cultivated in some places. Wonder how it would be sautéed.