Stone Cold Jane Austen
@magzdilla
Nerd, knitter, weirdo
There’s already Halloween candy in the Walgreens down the street
Our old man is having trouble getting onto the bed now, so I’m lifting him up myself. Ruth watches over him as he naps.
Oh it was 100% about his boner. Imagine what Diana would have experienced if Bill ever learned about Shibari?
Maybe it’s ai, maybe it’s photoshopped, or maybe they propped up this wizened old fart with a new shirt, some makeup and a copy of today’s paper just long enough for the picture, then yanked it all off him and plugged him back in to the machines keeping him alive?
We’re at the local manga store. Someone get this girlie a bra with proper support please.
COOP, WE’RE GONNA NEED SOME BIG GUNS: ALBERT GOT HIMSELF LOST IN THE BACKROOMS AGAIN, BRING PLEDGE, A MOP, AND BUG SPRAY
Sometimes I engage in a little online knitting drama just for fun. Meadow Mountain Wool on IG are MAGA, feel free to tell em hi
IT'S CALLED A ONE WISH WILLOW, COOP. THE LAB FELLAS COOKED IT UP AND IF WE GET ENOUGH OF THE DAMN THINGS INTO THE HANDS OF POTUS'S ADMINISTRATION IT'LL SOLVE A LOTTA OUR PROBLEMS. WE JUST HAVE TO MAKE SURE NO CIVVIES GET ONE BECAUSE IT COULD GO SIDEWAYS REAL FAST
He's not only making a powerful statement, but he also has incredible style. I think that menswear guy would approve.
The kid picked this out at a gas station in Ohio. She thinks it’s the funniest thing she’s ever seen and wants to place it on the bathroom shelf so it can look at us as we drop a poo 💩
The Brazilians here for the World Cup are pre gaming before tonight and are quite giddy:
All this time I thought the liberty bell was six feet tall and like, 1000 pounds. I could carry this thing to my car.
We made it to Philly. It’s gonna be nuts this weekend considering it’s the World Cup and the 250 thing this weekend. I also have now peed in six different states in one day. Is that a record?
Commenters on FB are chanting “SINKHOLE DEMANDS A SACRIFICE” St. Louis, you are so unserious 😂
We just drove by 3 Mile Island, looking for a cheap Geiger counter
On the road, almost to Philly: I didn’t think these even existed anymore
I made a TikTok positing that Captain Kirk and the Enterprise crew could never have fit two grown ass humpback whales into a spacecraft the size of a Klingon Bird of Prey and the needs came out of the woodwork to correct me. 😂