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Preston Pack

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Preston Pack@maladroit· 1d

the trademark feature of this era of Mariners baseball is not just ripping your heart out, but doing it so suddenly you get whiplash

Preston Pack@maladroit· 1d

whenever I doubt myself I just remember Dan Wilson is still employed

Preston Pack@maladroit· 15d

Preston Pack@maladroit· 24d

a visual guide

an image of the current, full MLB standings. the team in second-to-last (the Angels) is labeled as "team that had a guy filming another team's coaching staff". the team in last (the Rockies) is labeled as "team whose coaching staff he was filming".

Preston Pack@maladroit· Jul 11

Preston Pack@maladroit· Jul 11

Home Run Derby infosheet!

Preston Pack@maladroit· Jun 27

That doesn't seem quite right...

Preston Pack@maladroit· May 9

every argument for CFP expansion is just

just one more lane bro. i promise bro just one more lane and it'll fix everything bro. bro. just one more lane. please just one more. one more lane and we can fix this whole problem bro. bro cmon just give me one more lane i promise bro. bro bro please i just need one more lane t

Preston Pack@maladroit· Mar 4

what the fuck is wrong with my division rivals man

a headline about the Astros' cheating scandal

a headline about the Angels' minor league mistreatment scandal

a headline about the Athletics' relocation scandal

a headline about the Rangers' racist statue scandal

Preston Pack@maladroit· Feb 20

the current landing page for the website of the 15th-most-watched TV channel in the US looks like this

Preston Pack@maladroit· Feb 15

the NCAAW 1 seed chase: a beautiful mess, as always

Preston Pack@maladroit· Jan 18

lol

Preston Pack@maladroit· Jan 12

Preston Pack@maladroit· Jan 8

why does cam newton still have a platform in the big 2026

Preston Pack@maladroit· Dec 8

2025-26 CFP/BOWL SCHEDULE WALLPAPERS (3840x2160)

Preston Pack@maladroit· Oct 18

starting to think Brian Kelly has a Big Game Problem 🤷

Preston Pack@maladroit· Oct 4

@sickoscommittee.org presented without comment

Preston Pack@maladroit· Sep 22

Preston Pack@maladroit· Jun 4

the ballot

Preston Pack@maladroit· Apr 24

I'm putting together a team

joey gallo looking at his bat, utterly bemused

jesse winker looking at his bat, completely befuddled

Preston Pack@maladroit· Apr 24

vibes

Preston Pack@maladroit· Apr 16

idk man

jesse winker "not" touching home plate

Preston Pack@maladroit· Apr 13

Preston Pack@maladroit· Mar 29

(hades 2 spoilers) there are no more worlds to conquer (except the surface and other weapons and 51+ fear and—)

Preston Pack@maladroit· Mar 25

Preston Pack@maladroit· Mar 7

@sickoscbb.bsky.social just so you know it's been exactly ten years TO THE DAY since Xavier last won a conference tournament game

Preston Pack@maladroit· Mar 6

(hades 2 spoilers) who let charon cook with this final shop and how can I revoke his license

Preston Pack@maladroit· Mar 3

RIP Big East WBB, officially declared not a major conference by the AP 😔

Preston Pack@maladroit· Feb 23

Preston Pack@maladroit· Feb 22

god I'm so fucking tired of Charlie Creme