Mallory

@malentine

Therapist by day, nerding out by night. I love literature, trash, and all the middlebrow shit in between.

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Mallory@malentine· 24d

Literally 30 seconds ago. Solas, j'accuse!

My Inquisitor getting her butt grabbed by an indecisive fuckboy slash god of mischief mere moments before dumping

Mallory@malentine· 24d

alone again, naturally

Still from Dragon Age Inquisition scene with elven player character and romanced Solas. Dialogue is "Solas... Don't leave me. Not now. I love you." Because I like to play it reeeeal pathetic

My beautiful elven Inquisitor being literally abandoned by a guy who is completely bald after he magically removed her facial tattooing but in a sexy way. He is so badly dressed too. The humiliation!

Mallory@malentine· Jul 9

Now they live in my house.

Very old, ripped, stained spines of 7 of my mom's Doonesbury collections. I know there were more that must have gotten lost in the shuffle

Mallory@malentine· Jul 4

Back on my bullshit (leading the Inquisition)

My elven player character from Dragon Age Inquisition. She is holding an enormous ceremonial sword in her spindly lil mage arms

Mallory@malentine· Jun 4

Naoto forever My second favorite moment like this is when Yukiko says, "That bear needs to be disappeared"

Screenshot of Persona 4 Golden. Naoto says, "I'm sorry, Teddie... Only people have human rights." Naoto is perfect in their little blue cap and possibly some manner of bolo tie

Mallory@malentine· Jun 2

Back on my bullshit

Screenshot of Persona 4 Golden. Teddie says, "Oh I know! Sensei, what does it mean to 'glomp' somebody?"

Mallory@malentine· May 28

I'm doing my part!

Mallory@malentine· May 15

I can't handle her multicolored toe beans

tabby cat named Scorpia lying on a cat tree and displaying her furry belly and little paws. facial expression is disdainful because she hates being photographed

Mallory@malentine· May 14

Back at it and guess what: it's Kanji Tatsumi time, hell yeah

Dialogue from Persona 4 Golden. Yosuke: "Target arrived in-zone near the end of his mess break with mother-issued rations. Current status: in the bathroom, fixing his hair. The target was acting nervous. I left my position before he had a chance to pick on me."

Mallory@malentine· May 10

Back on my bullshit

Screencap of Persona 4 Golden with dialogue. Marie says, "But he brought me meat. That makes him a good person. That is fact."

Mallory@malentine· Apr 24

I blinked and somehow became 40 years old! I hope things slow down a bit. They will, right? Right??

A selfie of the poster as a middle aged woman in a red floral-print dress looking Thoughtful

Mallory@malentine· Apr 18

In retrospect it was certainly her.

Illustration of Matilda Wormwood drawn by Quentin Blake for Roald Dahl's MATILDA

Mallory@malentine· Apr 14

Good Lord. Sneering contempt revealed by records request. W for Festus residents

In one text exchange last fall — as pushback against the data center proposal began to intensify — unidentified Festus officials said the City Council must avoid “getting caught in the sideshow of uneducated people.”

In another exchange the next month, an unidentified city official discussed a “need to keep the flock herded,” in reference to data center opponents. Yet another suggests residents would forget about the data center controversy as soon as they find out the city is getting a new Olive Garden restaurant.

Mallory@malentine· Apr 2

On the off chance that any of you were born yesterday

Mallory@malentine· Mar 4

I like when she looks goofy too because it contrasts so strongly with her usual Resting Vizier Face

tabby cat sitting on a flannel-clad lap with a facial expression that suggests she is plotting revenge or a coup

Mallory@malentine· Mar 4

Scorpia was being extra cute this morning, and I love opportunities to admire her multicolored toe beans. Cats are so weird, man

tabby cat lying on her side on an unmade bed, showing her belly and making an extremely silly face

Mallory@malentine· Mar 4

I am the only person in this household who worked today and yet Starling is staring into the middle distance like she's Seen Some Shit

tabby cat with complicated facial expression that somehow gives the impression of world weariness

Mallory@malentine· Feb 18

yes I am. WHILE I STILL CAN 😭

Netflix screen: "Are you still watching 'She-Ra and the Princesses of Power'?"

Mallory@malentine· Jan 30

We have our first taker

Mallory@malentine· Jan 28

🔥🔥🔥

Oh our Minneapolis, I hear your voice
Singing through the bloody mist
We’ll take our stand for this land
And the stranger in our midst
Here in our home they killed and roamed
In the winter of ’26
We’ll remember the names of those who died
On the streets of Minneapolis

Mallory@malentine· Jan 27

Thank you so much, I have always aspired to be recognized for my excellent Muppet opinions 😭

Mallory@malentine· Jan 26

A tough weekend for Scorpia, whose desire to use me constantly as a space heater is at odds with her other desire that I not move even slightly even if I am very thirsty

tabby cat napping in loaf formation, half on my lap and half on the couch

Mallory@malentine· Jan 25

They truly cooked with the character of Strohl. In an RPG like this I rarely enjoy the first party joiner dude nearly so much. I love his high-rizz awakening to his powers. I think he and Will are cute together.