
Good morning from the Fucked Up Diner

About to get into something

Finally a store that sells mediocre products for mediocre people like me

They're turning me into couches

Having a great time in an automobile

If Middle America becomes urbanist pilled from the NFL draft that would absolutely be the funniest thing that ever happen in human history

It's the best night of the damn year

I tried to go to the world's largest rubber duck and look what I found

Fare thee well Gulliver T. Goose

I'm in the fanciest hotel at FCL