James Malloy
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Remarkable | Adaptable | Approachable | Malloyable 📖 Story Teller, 😛 Goofball, 📊 Professional Improver. Time Magazine Person of the Year 2006
How much are Elon or some other billionaires scrambling over each other to buy one of these 'because they're really into history'
The absolute chef's kiss on top of this perfect answer is that the simple story I gave it was one paragraph long. Not three.
AI Advocates: In a few years AI Agents will be doing all our jobs for us. AI:
"Hey I'm guardin' ere. Watch where yer walkin' ya big oaf. The air so think you gotta chew it before you breath. That Guilliman's a real ballbusta ain't he? 'Ey I'm from the Branx"
Campaign Finale of my Star Wars TTRPG campaign. How's it going you ask? Just ran into Darth Vaded. NBD. I'm not worried. You're worried.
Well yeah obvious. If it's a James Gunn show it's gotta have the weird animal guy to go with its ensemble cast, lead with parental issues, quirky modern soundtrack, and just a little more sexism than could be an accident.
That media property with the ensemble cast featuring a male lead with parental issues, a weird little animal guy, a quirky modern soundtrack, and just a tiny bit more sexism than could be an accident but not enough that you have to acknowledge it. You know the one I mean?
If this article had been written about Millennials it would have been headlined "Millennials invent new ways to be wrong and destroy the truth economy."
Look, I'm not one of those people who thinks every generation must suffer the same injuries mine did but you all damn well know if this article had been about Millennials it would have been titled "Millennials are killing the snacks industry."
"We really think this breakthrough is going to help us do some really cool stuff!" The scientists from Umbrella Corporation added.
Why this is important is that we're starting to see the hype cycle crash as LLMs are hitting actual limits. As the hype crashes out, we'll see big financial players crash and burn or pull out. In 10 years, it's more likely that McDonalds will be developing LLMs than OpenAI or Elon Musk.
This is marketing. He's not just saying just that he's thinking about it but claiming engineers will be asking for this. And of course he is. His company is deeply invested in AI in a way that would be absolutely unhinged if there wasn't demand. And there isn't. So he's trying to manufacture it.
So it's going to be an ensemble cast with a weird little guy, a quirky modern music soundtrack, a main male lead with daddy issues, and just a little more sexism than is easily explained by the source material?
Outside, our crews pilot and doctor are commandeering an AT-AP to cause chaos.
Chief Burger Officers across the restaurant industry say that 75% of their meals are burgers - they can't get enough. Non-Management Burger sellers tell a different story, almost no one is buying burgers.
Every article like this sounds exactly like "Burger King's Burger Chief predicts all food will become burgers in 18 months"
Let's be absolutely clear, this is corporate marketing because Anthropic want you to believe their produce has capabilities that it does not. Claude is a complicated large language model parroting things humans have written. It is not sentient.
One problem might be that in his new action film he's not trying to be the every man. He's trying to be Tom Cruise in Minority Report.