Mandy Lorian

@mandylorian

Handing out slaps and cupcakes, and I am all out of cupcakes. 🧚🏼‍♀️🔮🔞

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Mandy Lorian@mandylorian· Jun 8

So my dog, Seamus, is about to turn 16. In celebration, I am taking him on a road trip this week. We are hitting Carmel by the Sea, Santa Barbara, Santa Monica, Solvang, and Monterey. I haven’t celebrated my own birthday in over a decade, but this is a big deal

Seamus, a sweet senior spaniel with a sugar face and tiny blep tongue

Seamus, a sweet senior spaniel with a paw over his snoot while he naps on his favorite chair.

Mandy Lorian@mandylorian· Mar 21

Chrissy Cunningham

Mandy Lorian@mandylorian· Mar 14

Watcha doin’?

The face and ridiculous ears of Scotty the dog, blocking the television and having no thoughts.

Mandy Lorian@mandylorian· Jan 31

Trying to pretend i have self esteem and posting my promo shots in hopes of tricking myself into believing I am castable and not worthless. It think there’s a term for this.

Mandy Lorian@mandylorian· Jan 6

I just asked if they wanted to be influencers

Scotty, an aussie shepherd mix with a floofy tail and a vacant expression, and Seamus, a senior spaniel mix with a face that is the embodiment of 🥺, looking expectantly at the camera. This is most likely because the photographer is cooking salmon.

Mandy Lorian@mandylorian· Jan 4

I am so excited!!!!

Mandy Lorian@mandylorian· Jan 3

Take a break with Scotty and Lamby

Scotty, a cute shepherd dog with no brains, is cuddling his stuffed lambchop on the couch

Mandy Lorian@mandylorian· Jan 3

Decided I’m only talking to you today if you don’t know where Venezuela is. See below

Mandy Lorian@mandylorian· Dec 28

The first 3 words you see will define your 2026 FRIENDS SEX TRAVEL yes please ☺️💕

Mandy Lorian@mandylorian· Dec 27

Milo says hi

Milo, who is either a very cute dog or an undiscovered muppet, looking at the camera with an inquisitive expression

Mandy Lorian@mandylorian· Dec 23

Milo says i’m never allowed up again

An adorable yorkie-poo pup named Milo, asleep and adorable on Mandy’s legs

Mandy Lorian@mandylorian· Dec 23

Is it your birthday???

Mandy Lorian@mandylorian· Dec 8

Joseph Quinn jump-scare at work. Also where does Versace want me to put this? Ya girl is out of space (and I’m definitely not moving Sabrina).

A promo photo of actor Joseph Quinn wearing Versace sunglasses in front of the Versace section of an Optical practice. Not pictured, an overwhelmed optician trying to figure out how to not make it look cramped.

Mandy Lorian@mandylorian· Nov 2

I wonder if this is gonna get flagged…

Mandy Lorian@mandylorian· Nov 2

Anyone want to see my mom’s dog, Milo’s embarrassing new haircut? Of course you do.

A small dog named Milo with a hilarious haircut. It makes his head appear to be the same size as his body. There is embarrassment in his eyes despite Mama Lorian reassuring him it will grow back. This is Mandy’s new favorite photo.

Mandy Lorian@mandylorian· May 26

If this flops, you saw nothing (but i might cry)

“Post this and let your followers decide what you’re most known for.”

Mandy Lorian@mandylorian· Apr 30

The world may be awful, but my barn manager just got ducks 🥺

Mandy Lorian@mandylorian· Apr 23

Mandy Lorian@mandylorian· Apr 16

Such a deep cut, but I remember @fatsajak.bsky.social reacting to a Ryland vlog where they went to Pants Town. Currently in Paris and I may have found its superior.