Roderick Kutch
@manoflittleregard
Renaissance Man, Progressive Liberal, Civil Libertarian, Democratic Socialist, Gamer, Secular Humanist, College Educated Veteran, Social Justice Rogue, and Texas Political Candidate.
I will give credit where credit is due. J.D. Vance dressing as his meme for Halloween was pretty damn brilliant.
We've had a lot of great actors on the stage. Ossoff, AOC, Gavin, al Sayed, Mamdani, even Massey and... god forbid... MTG. We need to keep a good accounting of the actions of these individuals so we can pick the absolute best. Not that it will be hard to defeat the Republicans, they have Vance.
Mitch McConnell, seen here with a pair of Space Force officers.
Do what little I can to make the world a better place. That's a baby bird on my chest. Yes, they are alive. We are on a quest to the SPCA wildlife rehab center.
I need to campaign for three years from now. Platform: -Raise taxes on the Epstein Class and Corporations -Pass a Living Wage -Medicare for All -Comprehensive Ethics Reform for all Government Officials That's four for now. I am sure I will think of other things, but these are what we need now.
"It's a beautiful fish, it's the best fish. I spoke with all the fish experts and they said they'd never seen a fish like it. People are going to love it. We're going to call it American Fish and those are two words that I believe I invented." Ladies and Gentlemen, I present: Paedophillus Trumpus
"I'll get you, He-Man!" - Skeletor, on some random ICE fascist's arm.
I think I found the perfect gift for Barron Trump's birthday!
Which is why Obama and Biden were negotiating with Iran. We were working with the IEAE to inspect their facilities. Then Trump and Netanyahu flushed all that work down the toilet.
Right after moron removed all of our MCM assets from the region...
I would not doubt this. Both Trump and Bibi NEED an enemy. Eliminating leftist opposition will keep the Far Right clerics and militants in charge in Iran.
This is why I am running. I want to get elected, fix things in my 4-10 years there, and go back into retirement. Like Diocletian. Fix the problems and LEAVE. No 20+ years kissing special interest ass.
I never thought I would find a Psalm to sum up my campaign platform, but here it is.