Marc won’t tolerate this, because his children will be next

@marclivolsi

Trying my best to be a good husband & dad. Airline refugee freight dog. #avgeek here for cat videos. 🇺🇦Слава Україні! Ally 🌈✊🏽✡️🇵🇸 Bsky Elder 🤔 No Crypto/DM for mutuals only

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Marc won’t tolerate this, because his children will be next@marclivolsi· 1d

Solid tactic. I was thinking to insert “ergo”, “as it were”, and “harrumph” whenever I felt a pause coming that would trigger a “like”… Probably need a pipe, too.

A Magritte painting of a pipe, with wooden bowl and black stem, on a yellow background with the words “Ceci n’est pas une pipe” (This is not a pipe)
The painting highlights the irony that an image is not the thing it represents, and that even a faithfully accurate painting of a pipe is not, in fact, a pipe.

Marc won’t tolerate this, because his children will be next@marclivolsi· 5d

The cover of the Clash album “Give ‘Em Enough Rope” with a man on horseback looking at a dead body lying on the ground with vultures on it.

Marc won’t tolerate this, because his children will be next@marclivolsi· 5d

I don’t hate where you’re coming from, but I’ll be the first to arrive with oil containment booms… Sinking them fast is key. I’m sure the orcas will find this REALLY fun!

An alien-faced Mark Zuckerberg rides an electric surfboard.

Marc won’t tolerate this, because his children will be next@marclivolsi· 7d

Today’s Important Life Lesson: When your kid says “hey, let’s go get what we need to make some ceviche.” the answer is always “Hol up while I grab the keys!”

A blue and white bowl with a colorful mix of peppers, tomatoes, mango, cilantro, and onions with shrimp in a delicious ceviche. A perfect summer treat.

Marc won’t tolerate this, because his children will be next@marclivolsi· 7d

Also… You have to try the sour plum candies…😖😝 And the NOPE!

A package of Japanese sour plum candies, with a carrion plum making a pained face, which is very approximate to the face you will make when you eat one. They’re hilarious

A black and pink can of Suntory “NOPE” drink - a Red Bull-esque energy drink that will make you question your choices, when it warned you before you even started!

Marc won’t tolerate this, because his children will be next@marclivolsi· 20d

If you see this quote a pic of you in glasses.

I’m wearing sunglasses and a headset, looking down at the camera with the cockpit ceiling visible, and I’m not wearing a tie.

Marc won’t tolerate this, because his children will be next@marclivolsi· 20d

It’s been miserable even here in Colorado. It hasn’t dropped below the mid 60s at night (I worry we won’t even fall below 70), and in 90s each day. No central AC, just a swamp cooler. I camped up high the other night just to remember what being chilly felt like. It was GLORIOUS.

A mist-gray sky coverts a stand of lodgepole pines, with a meadow of wildflowers in the center. A trio of pink paintbrush flowers stand in the foreground.

Marc won’t tolerate this, because his children will be next@marclivolsi· 24d

I think @mitchellbyars.bsky.social will be pleased to see his old friend WeatherCat Bob is still hard at work and getting filmed on Nextdoor, uh, patrolling for bears.

Marc won’t tolerate this, because his children will be next@marclivolsi· Jul 5

Chance for Peace Speech, Dwight D. Eisenhower. April 16, 1953 Nothing has been learned since.

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.
This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. The cost of one modern heavy bomber is this: a modern brick school in more than 30 cities. It is two electric power plants, each serving a town of 60,000 population. It is two fine, fully equipped hospitals. It is some fifty miles of concrete pavement. We pay for a single fighter with a half-million bushels of wheat. We pay for a single destroyer with new homes that could have housed more than 8,000 people. . . . This is not a way of life at all, in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron.[1][5]

Marc won’t tolerate this, because his children will be next@marclivolsi· Jul 3

EVEN YOUR LEGS WILL GET LONGER IF YOU VOTE FOR ME! AND YOU’LL GROW MORE KNEES!

Marc won’t tolerate this, because his children will be next@marclivolsi· Jun 29

Going old fashioned, myself. Cheers!

Marc won’t tolerate this, because his children will be next@marclivolsi· Jun 19

Fun fact - Nygard was one of two weird pedophile egomaniacs that flew around on converted jetliners with their name splashed large on the sides. Go figure.

A 727 jetliner with PETER NYGARD splattered ostentatiously down the fuselage

A 727 jetliner with TRUMP splattered ostentatiously down the fuselage

Marc won’t tolerate this, because his children will be next@marclivolsi· Jun 19

Welcome to my world.

A cargo jet surrounded by dollies carrying containers, on a brightly lit ramp under night skies

Marc won’t tolerate this, because his children will be next@marclivolsi· Jun 18

Vainglorious little empty-suit martinet strutting around after devastating US credibility and deterrent capability, blissfully ignorant of the damage done. Why not do a Versailles Treaty, while we’re at it? Time to raise the “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!” banner. 😒

A smirking Trump shrugging superimposed on the superstructure of an aircraft carrier with an American flag colored banner that says MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Marc won’t tolerate this, because his children will be next@marclivolsi· Jun 17

Venus, Jupiter, and the moon showing off in the evening sky.

A dusk sky with high cirrus clouds still pink in the setting sun’s light. Venus sits high in the left center, while Jupiter nestles next to a pine tree, and a crescent moon is tucking into the treetops.

Marc won’t tolerate this, because his children will be next@marclivolsi· Jun 13

setting up my group chat on bsky

Marc won’t tolerate this, because his children will be next@marclivolsi· Jun 3

You may not like these suspicionless checkpoints, but they are necessary to make sure Bluesky users are photographing their cats at or above the minimum required rate.

A pair of cat eyes barely visible, peering out sideways from a slightly open suitcase.

Marc won’t tolerate this, because his children will be next@marclivolsi· May 27

Just got back to Colorado, and I’m already wondering how I’m going to live without my 7/11, Famima, or Lawson’s for onigiri on every corner when I get hungry. 😢

Marc won’t tolerate this, because his children will be next@marclivolsi· May 25

And perhaps a huge rodent!

I’m sitting down and looking to my right, where a content capybara nestles on pillows

Marc won’t tolerate this, because his children will be next@marclivolsi· May 14

Not wrong.

A stylized image from Young Frankenstein, where Frankenstein (Gene Wilder) and the Monster (Peter Boyle), dressed in tuxedos abs top hats, perform the musical number “Puttin’ On The Ritz” - with a caption that says PUTTIN’ ON THE RITZ

Marc won’t tolerate this, because his children will be next@marclivolsi· May 3

This was a loathsome lot, but that tune is pretty catchy. It was hard not to sing along!

Marc won’t tolerate this, because his children will be next@marclivolsi· May 1

My car mechanic kid just found me an old Ford Ranger. My cat is helping me with regular maintenance. This is the way.

A gray and white bobtail cat inspects the engine bay of a red ford ranger

Marc won’t tolerate this, because his children will be next@marclivolsi· Apr 27

She’s not only just cringeworthy in general, but as a lesbian, her “dudes rock” bit hits pretty weird when she could’ve been appreciative of the high-speed low-drag women on the scene.