Mari Cohn
@maricohn
Your least favorite drag queen’s least favorite drag queen Writer by day 📍San Francisco 🌁 Argentinean 🇦🇷 Eat the rich 🌹 Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Be gay, do crime
It’s literally insane how prolific Flock cameras are in San Francisco. You can barely go anywhere without being stalked.
Cool cool cool my supervisor is doubling down on his endorsement for the candidate to succeed him who has been credibly accused of sexual assault. Get bent, Mandelman.
When we say there’s a literacy crisis, we don’t just mean young people can’t read words on a page. We mean they lack the skills to interpret the meaning. People thought Pepsi was making a rape joke. They had to delete this because people didn’t realize it was a reference to 2010s girlboss feminism.
I’m a tax paying adult who had jury duty today and I’m asking my friend what my own password is.
This is an amazing notification to receive while I’m UNDERGROUND ON A TRAIN
That fuckbag does not deserve this generous of a casting choice. Please read the alt text, I beg you.
I went to a screening of Clue last night with Tim Curry and Lesley Ann Warren. WOW. If you ever have a chance to meet Tim Curry, do not take it. Turns out he’s a huge fucking dick. Lesley Ann Warren was lovely, though.
Adam Lashinsky is so phenomenally stupid. A wet slice of bread could beat Steve Hilton if it had a D next to its name. Mahan is maybe the only democrat Hilton *could* beat. His policies suck and nobody knows him. I’m supposed to listen to a political columnist who didn’t know who the state AG was?
I have a documentary on in the background and is that @sarahdbunting.bsky.social on Ricki Lake in the 90s!?
Submitting Grey’s Anatomy for consideration as @extrahotgreat.com Loser of the Week because what the fuck is this shit!? There was no other mention of it. No comeuppance for the head of a hospital relying on a crude AI summary of a compliance report. Just shameless, dangerous product placement 😡
RIP Winter. You deserved so much better than what the world gave you, you sweet precious angel. In 2023, 19 month old Winter Rayo’s parents left her alone in a room with fentanyl. She died of an overdose. They waited 11 hours to report it. They were thankfully found guilty of murder today.
I love the reference. I also love this as a standalone look (wear this on our first date, Luke Evans). But I HATE this as an execution of the reference. Does that make sense?
I knew a lot of people were running for governor, but I didn’t realize that 61 PEOPLE were running for governor