Mark Armstrong
@markparmstrong
Former Triangle sports dude. I drive to soccer. Virulent Canadian 🇨🇦 and Utah Ute Don’t ask me to play pickleball. Need painting? wow1day.com
Swaggiest 11 year old watching the Final in his Tokyo Flea Market Nakata find
ACC Kickoff is too simple now — I see no pictures of guys giving their all like I used to do
That is really a comical penalty to surrender. Digne made zero effort to check his surroundings. Looks ridiculous
In a similar vein - we were at the Tokyo Flea Market today, heaven on earth btw if I were younger, and look what you can get
My hotel in Tokyo has the game, unlike my hotel in the Philippines, plus I have sensed an unmistakeable spirit of pulling for Canada amongst the faithful here in Japan in the absence of the Samurai Blue. Was just at Shibuya Crossing. Oh Canada broke out organically.
Aside from staying static, this dude’s vibe reminds me of Mr CIAA, may he RIP
I don’t know what the prevailing trends are in Ecuador, but this fit is wild
Pleased to announce that my sons have decided to take their talents to Harris Teeter University as cashiers for their first ever job
My son just showed me this, can’t believe I hadn’t seen it already. DYING
Playing as a chubby version of himself in one WC and then ascending to even chubbier and happier version for World Cups ad infinitum. Solved life
Warren Barton locked in this thousand yard smile for about 10 seconds just now. Mesmerizing
I thought I’d rage for the Canada game and then go to the pool and recover for the USMNT game. Instead I was this for 3 hours
There is no goddamned way that the director of Marketing and Communications at the Wolfpack Club is named Media Hooks. It’s like that commercial where they sell their kids’ graduation name
Much like Mike Myers I can feel myself aging watching this game