🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄

@markscottwood

dilettante at best. making stuff using clay and cardboard, in a world of contraries. bad at most video games. lacks dopamine. content may vary. that's it. that's the biography. Contact me via: www.markscottwood.com

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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄@markscottwood· 18d

"I got a disc and Healey got something he likes."

An image of an old "Charlie Says" public information cartoon. On the left, a cartoon boy features the superimposed face of Andy Burnham, wearing glasses and a glum expression while holding a shiny gold disc. On the right, the cartoon cat Charlie features the superimposed face of John Healey, smiling broadly while holding a red book titled "Fiscal Rules" that has been ripped in half. A speech bubble above the boy says, "I got a disc and Healey got something he likes."

🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄@markscottwood· 18d

Good morning from the River Wensum - water-way to have a good time 🌞

A photograph featuring a weathered chunk of tree - with the rest of the tree cut down and removed - that has grown around a metal handrail running along a paved walkway next to a calm river, with sunlight filtering through the trees in the background and reflecting off the water

A landscape photograph captures a tranquil river flowing slowly between tree-lined banks and brick buildings under a clear sunrise sky, with lush green foliage casting deep, dark reflections onto the calm surface of the water

🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄@markscottwood· 27d

Cohabiting is the preference of the shelled gastropod and the terrestrial isopod in world of what is known as #yardlife

A woodhouse dismounts a garden snail after hitching a leisurely ride to the goldmoss stonecrop patch

🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄@markscottwood· Jul 3

Mo Chara from Kneecap doing a sad cry face emoji

🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄@markscottwood· May 23

Alfred Hitchcock or Queen Victoria

🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄@markscottwood· May 7

📍 CONTRARIWISE at studio1.1 with Sluice HQ 7 – 31 May Opening Tonight, 7th May 6-9 Opening Hours: Thurs – Sun, 12 – 5 Location: Studio 1.1, 57a Redchurch Street, Shoreditch, London, E2 7DJ @sluiceart.bsky.social

CONTRARIWISE exhibition poster. A white floor plan on a grey background with black text referencing details in the post accompanying this image but also includes the list of artists taking part - LIZ ELTON, PHILLIP COLE, SHAWN STIPLING, DEEPA CHUDASAMA, PATRICK O'DONNELL, JULIE CAVES, RUTH PHILO, MARION PIPER, GO-BETWEEN PROJECTS, MARK SCOTT-WOOD, SHARON SWAINE, DAVID WEBB, MATTHEW SWIFT, JAMES DEARLOVE, and DOMINGO ARJONILLA

🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄@markscottwood· Mar 21

An image of Martin Hancock, an English actor in his role as Geoffrey "Spider" Nugent, a free-spirited eco-activist, in the English soap Coronation Street. He wears a baggy striped jumper and brown jacket.

🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄@markscottwood· Mar 4

...but can AI do (((THIS)))

An image from eBay for a soft shaving brush in which a person with a young face holds a shaving brush up to their face nearly touching the chin. On the top lip and chin are stuck a fake moustache and goatee. Over the image is text reading "1pc soft shaving brush". You should probably buy a soft shaving brush.

🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄@markscottwood· Feb 20

I fear it's going to be a busy spring

A screenshot of a tip from a plant app that reads 'A new growth cycle is here! Ensure Pregnant Onion is well-watered for a strong start.'

🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄@markscottwood· Feb 8

In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.

An altered still from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas depicting three characters from the film. A smug-faced Jeffrey Epstein, wearing shades, drives an open topped car. Peter Mandelson sits in the passenger seat smoking a cigarette through an awkward grin and holds a can of beer. Sitting in the middle of the back seat is a forlorn Mr. Kier Starmer. In the background the sun is setting and the words 'Kier AND LOATHING' float in the sky

🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄@markscottwood· Nov 22

Mamdani stands behind a desk at The White House. Trump is sitting next to him with his head turned looking up to Mamdani. Trump is beaming with utter joy. Socialism, huh!

🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄@markscottwood· Oct 29

Our local QD store is closing down and I'm utterly devastated so I bought myself a commemorative bag for life

A bright red bag for life with white printed text reading 'I got carried away at QD' on the side

🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄@markscottwood· Oct 27

👀 a sneaky peek at some new autumnal treats 🍄 Domes of Amanita, 2025 Glazed ceramic #autumn #amanita #oak #ceramic #forage

Seven small round shiny red domes with white spots nestle snuggly amongst some crunchy brown fallen oak leaves. These objects fit perfectly in the palm of your hand.

🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄@markscottwood· Apr 11

Describe yourself as a building

A single storey dwelling that's painted a dark sandy colour with dark green trim. In the far left corner of the front yard of the home there's a blue car hidden behind a mass of hoarded clutter. To the right of the house a person stands next to the clutter which is haphazardly stacked a foot or two higher than they are.

🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄@markscottwood· Apr 10

Congrats to MYINBOX for the 10k

A screenshot of my inbox email count which was at 10,003 emails. It's now at 10,400. Coincidentally, there's an ongoing shortage of prescription methylphenidate in the area.

🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄@markscottwood· Mar 8

BOO! GOTHY LIZ KENDOLL

A horrifying chimera - the body of Gothy Kendoll with the head of Liz Kendall

RUN!

🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄@markscottwood· Feb 28

Well the final moving studio day has arrived. A cancellation meant my afternoon slot got shifted to a spontaneous morning flustered van pack, which actually worked out better as I didn't get to spend the morning anxiously pacing the corridors. House is a bloody tip now. Thots & players please 🙏