Getting old, y'all. Super into birds.

According to Ken Paxton, my husband's taco order is insufficiently masculine. Should I divorce him on Biblical grounds? Should I eat them to save our marriage and step into my feminine energy?

My very special document has at last arrived, and now I endeavor to answer the musical question: "Am I Canadian?"

Breaking news: Request for ancestry-proving birth certificate has processed!

When I go to the doctor it looks like this. I got a uterine sonogram, and Donald Trump appeared in robes with a glowing orb. The nurse wore a paper hat like a French fry boat, and Transformers hovered. Their chorus: A LITTLE PRESSURE. NOW ON THE RIGHT. An eagle screamed and a white lady prayed.

An ominous note on the door to the garage.

Buy a Trans Woman a Pizza Day was a big success in our family.

Ended up with this hair

I got a strawberry basket from #HEB when I was sick (not in person) because I thought it would fix me. Now we have small berries, and I am broadly attempting to propagate some mint. #BadGardening

We kicked off a romantic Valentine's Day with South Texas Benedicts. I don't usually eat pork (sausage), so I farted romantically for the next 24 hours, yet I am not sorry.

You will be visited by three spirits.

For real, Adobe even tells you that you can recover text with a "redaction" highlight layer in their help documentation.

They both look like a canned ham stood up and started talking, but Sid Miller is extra large and ruddy.

Getting a little tired of bisexual people catching strays from your jokes about these assholes.

"Post something random or you'll have an awful November" sounds like a threat, but please enjoy the Wu-Tang emoji I made for our Teams at work.

@deesnider.bsky.social thank you for inspiring my #NoKings sign

I have no such skills. I'm a PowerPoint jockey. But I can work with what I've got.

Boostin' our butts against COVID and flu

I'm pretty sure my mom had this same shirt, and it's now in my closet.

My parents.

Marie does not like summer.

Bad Gardening success: TAM mild jalapeño.

And that's why I am...

Bad Gardening Update! The dill, bee balm, and basil have got it going on. Those were all store-bought starts. Well, the basil was from a farm. But you know. Not pictured: The one thing I grew from seed that is still alive: the zucchini, which are over-fertilized and struggling.

I put zucchini in the bed! Other four seedlings will go to the plant swap.

Bunky in the kitchen on Caturday

Bad Gardening Update: six zucchini, bunches o' basil, and some dill sprouts that look like they'd wither under a harsh glance. I still don't know what I'm doing or if it will work, but I made plants! These are plants.