Martha Kelly
@marthakelly
You might know me from stand up, Baskets, Euphoria, or calling people cunts on Twitter. Sorry.
Turns out Macey’s addicted to getting sprayed by skunks. She’s my child and I will support her interests 🦨
PS this is corny but I do believe Rosie sent Macey to me and Macey is also my soulmate. Different but also perfect. 💗💗💗💗
Said goodbye to this angel 3 years ago today. Rosie was my soulmate. Hope I get to see her again some day 💗💗💗💗💗
This was right after I got Macey in 2023. I had a large crate in the living room that I left open. She systematically got each stuffed toy out of a basket and brought it into the crate over the next few days.
I’m deeply sorry to my community but these videos have got me in a chokehold
I’m unemployed - should I just walk out my front door at 2:00 pm on January 20?
Just said “you don’t want me to succeed” to Barry. He’s been following me around, scattering new debris in every room I sweep
Just as a timeline cleanse, found this pic of Barry & Macey where Macey looks panicked and Barry looks mad but HE NEVER GETS MAD AT HER anyway namaste
I know today’s heavy. Sharing this video of Barbara’s friend absolutely losing her shit to cleanse the timeline
Insists on sleeping outside on the cement like an unloved street dog. Heartbreaking.
Macey bedeviled Barry and Gary tonight. Didn’t catch the Barry part on camera but at least he got to say his piece.
