Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet

@martyrofthewet

18+ MINORS DNI🔞 LVL 36 "Sweetest freak you'll ever meet!"™ Aspiring Witch, non-toxic narcissist FRANCOPHONE 🇫🇷 Public MOMHOG I retweet sex workers, so heads up ♬ Best kept pet in the Pacific Northwest ♬ NEXT ERA OF ALICE B IS CLOWNCORE ALL THE WAY

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Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet@martyrofthewet· Jun 26

Sound on, whimsycore as I wax poetical about lurking at durrs

Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet@martyrofthewet· Jun 26

I sing song to my cat in gremlin voice Please, I make this for you to like it pls enjoy

Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet@martyrofthewet· Jun 12

Post an album youve listened to 100

Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet@martyrofthewet· Jun 12

*pirate voice* IF YE BE SEEKING QUEER REVELRY, LOOK FOR THE SIGN OF THE TATTERED TRANS FLAG AND THE CHIPMUNK YARR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE

Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet@martyrofthewet· Jun 6

My custom umami bomb midday proteins n creams typa meal

Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet@martyrofthewet· Jun 2

This is some next level tinned fish shit

Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet@martyrofthewet· Jun 2

This pride art goes so hard Credit: ko-fi.com/mxmorgan/sho... Made to share

Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet@martyrofthewet· Jun 2

Now werewoof has control of the tuffet

Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet@martyrofthewet· Jun 2

Queen of tuffet island

A calico cat sitting on a buffet, seen form behind,

Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet@martyrofthewet· May 30

Loaf ass cat

Cat be looking like a ding dang loaf of frigging bread

Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet@martyrofthewet· May 29

If this pan fry was a heiroglyphic, what would it mean?

A fry pan containing unspecified meats in an order of "two pillars, 4 rungs, 2 pillars., they are a vibrant red

Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet@martyrofthewet· May 26

My gun sucking performance art, read the alt text bitchessss

Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet@martyrofthewet· May 26

Zero Parades for Dead Spies is a good game! The ZA/UM union was recognized so it's all Gucci to buy this one afaik

Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet@martyrofthewet· May 17

If u see this Post your getaway vehicle

Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet@martyrofthewet· May 17

Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet@martyrofthewet· May 16

Look at this familiar ass cat

Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet@martyrofthewet· May 14

Just saw Ruby Gillman Teenage Kraken and it's like Going Red but for the PNW 11/10

Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet@martyrofthewet· May 13

Which shot says: Goth Raver Creepy Cryptid to you?

Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet@martyrofthewet· May 13

My little fammiliar Werewoof Read the alt text

A calico cat sitting upright on the top of a gamer chair. Her face is split half black half orange. She stares into the camera with lidded eyes, thoughtful and demure.

Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet@martyrofthewet· May 13

The witchening of Alice continues

Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet@martyrofthewet· May 13

Am I pulling off the hard goth look?

Alice Brown wearing a ripped black top, has green nails. Under her eyes shadows drip down in Gothic elegance

Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet@martyrofthewet· May 10

Invokest this totem and ye shall be ClownOakin

Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet@martyrofthewet· May 10

New "touch grass" just dropped

Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet@martyrofthewet· May 4

Washed up on the Salton sea A fish? Be me. A fish be me.

Alice Sainted Martyr of the Wet@martyrofthewet· May 4

POV you're at the base of monster mountain. From a distance the mountain seems clear, but you know that it is teeming with mini-monsters you will have to battle along the way. You stare determitedly at the peak, you think you know what it will look like and feel like when you get there.