mary queen of thots🍉
@maryqueenofthots
my-cah | cat lover, cop hater, tuba tooter (he/him) 🏴🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸 📍London
Managed to unfortunately catch the first ten minutes of Fletcher’s Family Farm on ITV yesterday and it was some of the most abysmal scripted shite I’ve ever seen in my life
this time we had sex in front of his bedroom mirror and it got a little intense and now I’ve come home with this :)
Some woman just beeped at me as I went across a zebra crossing in the Morrisons car park and I actually pointed at the floor for her and went “zebra crossing love” to which she scowled at me. I love how shit drivers get so angry when their shit driving is pointed out
keep listening to Music, Fashion, Film to try and get myself to like it
the fact that the abysmal Andy Burnham is just randomly gonna be prime minister now
1000 pink balloons DJ with your favorite tunes Birthday cake in August But you were born 19th of June
There is a teenager in the gym wearing a full on school uniform. Not even taken his tie off.
just been woken up by a fucking procession of drunk football fans so I guess England won
That stupid bloody opaque dick/hole pic trend has made its way over here from twitter
Thinking about when I drunk dmed the kind Halifax back in 2018. They aren’t even my bank. RIP💔💔💔
Gutted for Ar Serena but by JERV did that young Aussie girl play a bloody good game of tennis
Got paid today and I’m already poor as fuck thanks to having to pay for driving lessons I can’t fucking do this anymore
Ran 15k, went to the gym, have just cleaned the entire flat and now getting ready for dinner then bed
It’s just me in the office today along with two very senior people from our main branch of HQ plus a brand new client and I’m wearing red booty shorts, a tank top, bright yellow sunglasses and flip flops
