"A headache?" "That doesn't sound fun at all, Taranza..."

"Bacon... soup?" *That... did not sound good to the dee at all...* "...What kinda stuff do people eat nowadays?"

*Goodness, what is it with all these new visitors? Bandee rushes over to the newcomer, eager to greet her.* "H-Hello ma'am! uh... New to Planet Popstar, I assume?"

*And taking a nice peaceful walk around is Bandana Dee, looking jolly as ever and...* *Huh, that's a new visitor! And when it comes to new visitors... he can't help but walk up and say hello.* "Uh, hey there stranger!"

*The dee stayed silent... just trying to process that...* *'Get lost!' ...Did.... they really mean that?* "..." *Bandee felt... rather upset, he just wanted to talk to someone and now... well... that probably ain't happening...*

"HUH!?!?" "But I... I... didn't... even..."

"Huh? Uh...." *Well, that was a surprise, usually people said yes to that... just in case, he might as well ask again.* "A-Are you sure? I'm usually good at cheering people up y'know."

"...I uh... I see... Okay... uh..." "...Wanna... maybe... talk to me? Instead of nobody in particular?"

"Uhhh.... Who are you talking to?" "And what's 'plot armor'?"

"TREE BEE!?!?"

"Oh joy... Marx has a new playmate..." "I dunno if I should be surprised or not..."

"Guys, chill out! Me an' Kirby kicked this guy's butt once before! we can certainly do it again!"

"Well, that was a long rest an-" "IS THAT GALACTA KNIGHT!?!?!?"

{Hey so uh... remember that one Afton account from like a while ago that was called out for following and being into some absolutely heinous shit beyond any of our comprehensions, alongside following LEWD DNI accounts with a obviously lewd account?} {...Yeah so as it turns out... She's back again.}

"Oh please... this is like asking if money grows on trees... of course not!"

"Hard-to-ge- MAGOLOR! HOW DO I EXPLAIN IT SIMPLER THAN THIS!" "I AIN'T IN LOVE WITH YOU, FIND SOMEONE ELSE! SIMPLE AS THAT!"

"FIRST DATE!? LIKE HECK I'D DATE YOU!" "Ugh, just thinking of that makes me ill..."

"That's... HUH!?" "DINNER!?!? I-I'M SORRY???"

"By Nova's name... ANOTHER one?" "Just when one Magolor is enough, we have ANOTHER one to deal with?" "...At least it isn't another Kirby... but then again, this does seem a BIT worse than that..."

"Yeah! National Best Friends Day! Me an' Kirby are celebrating it!"

"WAH! A-Alright alright! we'll celebrate it!" "But... what are we gonna do to celebrate anyways? that pizza made me lose all my appetite..."

"...Thanks bud..." "Oh! right, that reminds me! apparently today is National Best Friends Day!"

"EHH!?!?" *Kinda too late, he ate it completely...* "KIRBY, WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME SOMETHING IF YOU WERE GONNA SAY IT WAS HORRIBLE!?"

*He's.... struggling to even want to take the first bite* "O-Oh! I'm just... admiring the craftsmanship before I bite into it..." *But he eventually does and...* *...Yeah, how do YOU think a combination of Crest 3D, Ketchup, and a slice of pizza tastes?*

"Uh... that looks uh.... appetizing..."

"I mean, I'd probably strike a cool pose... but..." "What exactly does that have to do with Aura?"

{...So fun fact, someone one day chose violence and just... uploaded a Kirby Triple Deluxe song on Spotify? like, straight up ripped from the game files.} {...That shit's still up btw, part of an album full of stolen Rhythm Heaven music and anime openings too.}

"A-A claw!? HE HAS A CLAW!?" *Bandee watched the lasers be dealt with... but the claw was certainly still after him before... He barely had time before It snatched him up!* "ACK! HEY!!!" *And just as the puffball was trying to stop the claw too! this battle was NOT going how he planned it to go!*

{Well, upcoming new muse in 5 or so hours aside, I've got nothing to do today soooo...} {Starter call time baby!!!}

{THE NEW MUSE IS COMING! THE NEW MUSE IS COMING! AAAAAAAAA-} {...HE'S IN THE WALLS! HE'S IN THE FUCKING WALLS!!!!} {...Saturday.}