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Mat Savage

@mat-savage

Sr Software Engineer. Humboldt State grad. He/him/his Eat shit, nazis. Trans rights are human rights.

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Mat Savage@mat-savage· 17d

Yes!

3d printable snack box that says “open in case of Hangry” and a definition of hangry:

HANGRY
→ adjective • Infermal → bad-tempered or
Irritable as a result ef hunger.
Example:"1 get very hangry
If I miss a meal!"

Mat Savage@mat-savage· 18d

had some forest time today

Smiling man in a forest

Mat Savage@mat-savage· 18d

Daisy Dog, the best girl

Chocolate lab with a white chin and eyebrows resting her head on a man’s hand

Mat Savage@mat-savage· 19d

it’s like a hoppy iced tea. pretty tasty.

Can of Hoplark 0.0 Really Really Hoppy.

Mat Savage@mat-savage· 20d

Mat Savage@mat-savage· 21d

cat friend?

Cat laying in the grass ahead of the backside of a Labrador’s very curious head.

Mat Savage@mat-savage· 23d

Hazel says hello and goodnight Bluesky

Chocolate lab holding a squirrel toy and smiling while wagging her tail

Mat Savage@mat-savage· 23d

thanks San Diego, you were fun and perfect

View of a bay and beyond an ocean from a high rise hotel room over a pool complex.

Mat Savage@mat-savage· 25d

Anybody remember @mcsweeneys.net video quarterly Wholphin?

First issue of a DVD magazine called Wholphin.

WHOLPHIN
NO. 1
DVD MAGAZINE OF UNSEEN THINGS

SPIKE
JONZE
LOST AL GORE DOCUMENTARY

DAWN.OF.NUCLEAR.AGE

HOUSE CLEANING PSA
PATTON OSWALT
STARES INTO THE CAMERA FOR FIVE OR SO MINUTES
MIRANDA JULY& MIGUEL ARTETA
ARE YOU THE
FAVORITE PERSON
OF ANYBODY?
DAVID O.
RUSSELL
LIFE IMITATES ART
IN GULF WAR I
ALSO FEATURING
JOHN C. REILLY
DAVID BYRNE
A HOVERCRAFT

SELMA BLAIR
VAST AND COLD IN
"THE BIG EMPTY"

FINALLY AVAILABLE
IN AMERICA:
THE BEST OF ALL SITCOMS FROM TURKEY

Listing from the back of Wholphin No 1

WHOLPHIN
NO.1
AL GORE DOCUMENTARY
13:00 Documentary Directed by Spike Jonze
SOLDIER'S PAY
11:18 Documentary Directed by David O. Russell
DEATH OF A HEN
15:54 Animated film Directed by Brian Dewan
ARE YOU THE FAVORITE PERSON OF ANYBODY?
4.11 Short film Written by Miranda July
Directed by Miguel Arteta
THE WRITER
3:10 Mostly animated film Directed by Carson Mell
THE BIG EMPTY
21:04 Short film Directed by J. Lisa Chang
& Newton Thomas Siegel
THE HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE 6:00 Instructional film Presented by the National Clean Up, Paint Up, Fix Up Bureau
THE DELICIOUS
15:54 Short film Directed by Scott Prendergast
MALEK KHORSHID
16:00 Iranian animation Directed by Ali Akbar Sadeghi
TATLI HAYAT ("THE SWEET LIFE")
Approx. 25:00 Turkish sitcom
STAIRWAY AT ST. PAUL
8:30 Performance Sung/directed by Jeroen Offerman
THE GREAT ESCAPE
10:11 Short film Directed by Jeroen Offerman

This is the first Wholphin, which will appear quarterly.
This and future Wholphins will contain short films, documentaries, animation and intructional videos that have not, for whatever reason, found wide release.
© 2005 McSweeney's Publishing, San Francisco.
Alternate subtitles for Tatli Hayat written by Brian Evenson, Jack Pendarvis, Rodney Rothman, Brian Reich, and A.G. Pasquella.
FOR PROMOTIONAL USE ONLY. Made in Canada.

Mat Savage@mat-savage· 25d

oh huh, brooks brothers, where have i heard that before

Screen grab of Article from Wall Street journal:

Pentagon Dangles
$400,000 Salaries to Recruit Wall Street Bankers

Plan to lend more than $200 billion to shore up defense manufacturing fuels a hiring spree

By Drew FitzGerald
July 17, 2026 at 3:13 pm ET

The Pentagon's Office of Strategic Capital has added professionals from private-equity, private-credit and investment firms. JOSHUA ROBERTS/REUTERS

I’ve highlighted the following text:
A fast-growing force in the Pentagon's upper echelons wears Brooks Brothers, not brass.

Mat Savage@mat-savage· 29d

Good morning, Bluesky. Here is a hibiscus flower my daughter found on the sidewalk yesterday.

A brilliantly yellow and orange and red hibiscus flower sitting on a bed of grass.

Mat Savage@mat-savage· Jul 12

Excuse me, that is an inside toy

Obstinate chocolate lab with a purple stegosaurus stuffie, sitting on an artificial lawn

Mat Savage@mat-savage· Jul 11

ballin’

Two chocolate labs laying together in sunshine

Mat Savage@mat-savage· Jul 10

Better?

I’ve clipped myself out of the original picture and now have no background

Mat Savage@mat-savage· Jul 10

pretty happy with my new do

Man with salt and pepper hair and a salt and pepper beard smiling at the camera

Mat Savage@mat-savage· Jul 6

Fear not, Bluesky. Walkies were had.

Chocolate lab on a pink leash walking down a suburban sidewalk

Mat Savage@mat-savage· Jul 6

Daaaaaaaad it’s walk time

Two chocolate labs staring at the camera

Mat Savage@mat-savage· Jun 30

Garbage truck with men spilling out the back

Side reads WHOLE MAN DISPOSAL
SERVICES

Caption reads "YES, THE ENTIRE MAN."

Mat Savage@mat-savage· Jun 30

Fixed it for you

I shoddily added a period to the wrong line of the pic. A four-panel reaction meme in the style of the Drake Hotline Bling meme, featuring a stylized illustration of Mitt Romney instead of Drake.
Top-left panel: Mitt Romney in a grey suit looking away with a disapproving facial expression, holding his hand up to reject something.
Top-right panel: Bold, black text on a white background that reads "BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN".
Bottom-left panel: Mitt Romney smiling and pointing approvingly toward the right frame.
Bottom-right panel: Bold, black text on a white background that reads "BINDERS FULL OF MEN

Mat Savage@mat-savage· Jun 28

I mean, c’mon. Love it.

Page in a book showing a picture of a bar in denver:

EL CHAPULTEPEC

(Loth St and Market St)
Opened as a Mexican Cantina in 1933 and named after the fast Mexican stronghod of the Mexican-American War, Er Chapultepec continues to be a family-operated business and a ste of Old Denver (with the oldest originar Coons account in the state) in a rapidly develops. downtown neighborhood. It has been known for years as a place for jazz musicians and cebrities, incuding Count Basie, Frank Sinatra, Wynton and BranFord Marsalis, lack Kenouac, and even Bull Clinton,
After 87 years, El Chapultepec closed in December 2020.

Mat Savage@mat-savage· Jun 28

Hey Ned they sell a matching shirt, maybe you could get a whale iron-on for it?

Blue madras button down shirt

Mat Savage@mat-savage· Jun 26

oh, just saw this. congrats @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Screenshot of a post from darth that reads:

fine
i will do it
i will manage the barry

I have poorly shopped the name barry over the name mets

Mat Savage@mat-savage· Jun 26

Huh

My results from a poll showing my closest politcical match is Zohran Mamdani

Mat Savage@mat-savage· Jun 21

this is the card my kids got me

Darth Vader card that reads “You Are My Father”

Mat Savage@mat-savage· Jun 19

caught up with @darthbluesky.bsky.social today

A red panda walks across a grassy wooded enclosure

Mat Savage@mat-savage· Jun 7

The community note on Facebook is sending me

Facebook post from The Needling with a community note attached:

The Needling
3d
As if Seattle's crazed socialist mayor hadn't oppressed the city's car drivers enough already with new bus-only lanes for her Route 8

Crazy Socialist Mayor of Seattle Says Cars Not Allowed to Drive on "Trains-Only Train Tracks

Community note
Written by a Facebook user
Her comments were in response to a driver who drove on the light rail tracks then up to an elevated platform. The post is completely out of context.
"A red Mazda SUV slowly rolled up to the Mount Baker light rail station Tuesday evening, a surreal sight that threw Seattle's light rail system into chaos for a few hours and stirred up a viral sensation that has yet to

Mat Savage@mat-savage· Jun 7

Mods are asleep, post labs

Chocolate lab looking at the camera

Mat Savage@mat-savage· Jun 5

Star Trek character on screen looking down at something disgustedly. A person holds a phone to the tv as if the character is reacting to that.

Mat Savage@mat-savage· Jun 2

squirrel!?

Chocolate lab holding a squirrel stuffie on a bed

Mat Savage@mat-savage· May 31

We saw a kitty on our walk

Chocolate lab patiently staring at a black and white cat walking away