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Adequate Blue Heron

@matingplumage

He/Him. Mixdeded. Casts Shade at will. Master of Dungeons. I am the petty guardian who shitposts for love and for justice

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Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· 26d

Poster for Ghost rider (2007)

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· 28d

I hate to break it to you but we’re not even in that treaty.

The American Service-Members' Protection Act (ASPA), known as the Hague Invasion Act[1] (Title 2 of Pub. L. 107–206 (text) (PDF), H.R. 4775, 116 Stat. 820, enacted August 2, 2002), is a United States federal law described as "a bill to protect United States military personnel and other elected and appointed officials of the United States government against criminal prosecution by an international criminal court to which the United States is not party."[2] The text of the ASPA has been codified as subchapter II of chapter 81 of title 22, United States Code. The act gives the president power to use "all means necessary and appropriate to bring about the release of any U.S. or allied personnel being detained or imprisoned by, on behalf of, or at the request of the International Criminal Court"[3] (ICC), located in The Hague, Netherlands.

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· Jul 13

Just like Ralph!

Cover of Beverly Cleary’s ‘Ralph S. Mouse’

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· Jul 9

Unrelated to anything in gaming news, I have been playing Fallout 4 and I am particularly proud of Taffington Boathouse.

A bar built in a Fallout 4 settlement with “gay bar” written in purple neon letters.

Several shops in a ruined house in fallout 4. They are all run by men

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· Jul 8

Context for my hilarious joke:

From Wikipedia:

Sacred Cenote

Water-filled sinkhole at the Maya archaeological site of Chichen Itza

The Sacred Cenote (Spanish: cenote sagrado, Latin American Spanish: [ˌsenote saˈɣɾaðo], "sacred well"; alternatively known as the "Well of Sacrifice") is a water-filled sinkhole in limestone at the pre-Columbian Maya archaeological site of Chichen Itza, in the northern Yucatán Peninsula. It is located to the north of Chichen Itza's civic precinct, to which it is connected by a 300-metre (980 ft) sacbe, a raised pathway.[1]

According to both Maya and Spanish post-Conquest sources, pre-Columbian Maya deposited valuables and human bodies into the cenote as a form of sacrifice to the rain god Chaac.

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· Jul 4

This bird known for flying at a rapid pace.

A swift

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· Jul 4

I keep the soy sauce next to the vanilla because I like to live dangerously.

Two bottles of brown liquid next to each other.

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· Jun 26

every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours?

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· Jun 3

There’s a birb in my warehouse Dear Liza, Dear Liza There’s a birb in my warehouse Dear Liza, a bird.

A dark eyed junco perched on a garage-style roll-up warehouse door.

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· Jun 2

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· May 30

Heheh I forgot about Davy’s bus.

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· May 25

Repost with the Russian agent that spies on your posts

Gina Kadinsky from The Brokenwood Mysteries.

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· May 24

Nicolas cage screaming “Not The Bees” but “bees” is crudely crossed out and “orcas” is even more crudely written In

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· May 23

Ooh ooh I know this one!

Zweihänder

Two-handed sword

This article is about the sword.
For the role-playing game, see Zweihänder (role-playing game).

The Zweihänder (German pronunciation: [t͡svaɪhɛndɐ] ⓘ, literally "two-hander"), also Doppelhänder ("double-hander"), Beidhänder ("both-hander"),[1] Bihänder, or Bidenhänder, is a large two-handed sword that was used primarily during the 16th century.

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· May 23

Twin Peaks title card: Directed by David Lynch.

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· May 19

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· May 19

WHAAAAA? I can finally close all those tabs (and open them elsewhere)

Did you know that Wikipedia has an app?
Download it now and save articles to read offline

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· May 18

Come to the Kennedy Center to see Eric Idle’s Small Prick in the Arse.

Meme husky is pleased with his poor quality joke.

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· May 17

True, but we do have the occasional rainbow road (not their official name)

A low-resolution photo of a rainbow crossing in Seattle, Washington.

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· May 16

I started a collection of useful dead guys.

A shrine in Skyrim covered in dead bodies.

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· May 16

Aw yeah.

Bergerac is a classic programme
Which reflects the broadcast standards, language and attitudes of its time.
Some viewers may find this content offensive.

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· May 14

When you wake up and it’s still capitalism outside.

Ditto not looking forward to the day.

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· May 14

Just saw a (different) bald eagle get harassed to the ground by a raven. I’m assuming this one is an auspice.

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· May 13

Damn 14 years.

First Day on Spotify
3/27/12

First Streamed Song
How Long Do l Have To Wait For You?

Total Songs Listened To 26,444

Most Streamed Artist
Janelle Monáe

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· May 10

And here I am thinking she was based off of Commanderette Zircon from Spaceballs.

Commanderette Zircon shares her thoughts on being beamed by Snotty.

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· May 10

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you are not *required* to like the bitch.

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· May 7

Becoming tired of the internet as a concept.

A wheatpasted sign in Seattle declaring “End The Internet”

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· May 4

Hey Seattle area:

Sailor Mercury on a watery background.

Text reads “Drink more water, you beautiful dehydrated bitch”

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· May 3

Left side: A clear image of a white boy making a face, labeled ADHD

Right side: a pixelated image of the same white boy labeled AD240p.

It’s a neurodivergence/resolution joke.

Adequate Blue Heron@matingplumage· May 2

Kind of a hottie.

Young Oliver Reed