Matta Napkin
@mattanapkin
I draw stuff on napkins... like a genius.
8/8/26 I’m taking a break for the weekend. I will be back as I am a relentless dope.
8/7/26 This might never end, like my contractual commitment with T-Mobile. I do enjoy the interactions with reps who are very aware they’re being recorded.
Drew this while waiting for the paint to dry. I’ve never rolled a wall by myself before.
After speaking with GOP members today, it's been confirmed that Mitch McConnell is in a comma—not a coma—and is continuing to improve.
They released a picture today of Mitch McConnell... apparently he's fine.
I've been a little busy, but I'm getting back to drawing. And again, you're not wrong—everything is pretty batshit crazy.
Thanks for all the kind notes! My team expects the confetti lung to clear up by mid-April. PS. Bad Bunny was pretty fantastic.
People shouldn't care to hear my opinion about soup. I'm just a dumb-dumb-dummy... I didn't know soup was something real until I was in my mid-50s. I'll have an opinion about soup later and I look forward to sharing it with everyone at the Campbell's Chunky Soup Performance & Urgent Care Center.
A new week is coming. If you don’t feel sad, angry, or hopeless, you’re not human. Show up. Check in with each other. And call your reps: 212-224-3121. Do what you can today. *Here’s some napkin-ness.
