Ma🌵🌵hew Brenden Wood | 🌎🚀🌙

@matthewbrendenwood

Dad, writer, musician, learning designer, cancer doer, dork. Find my science books for young readers at matthewbrendenwood.com or your local library. He/him. My person takes, opinions, & jokes do not reflect those of my employers, natch

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Ma🌵🌵hew Brenden Wood | 🌎🚀🌙@matthewbrendenwood· 11d

it's a smooth heat pt. 2

Ma🌵🌵hew Brenden Wood | 🌎🚀🌙@matthewbrendenwood· 13d

man it's a hot one

Dashboard readout that shows an outdoor temperature of 117° F

Ma🌵🌵hew Brenden Wood | 🌎🚀🌙@matthewbrendenwood· 21d

roar

Large pink dinosaur backlit by the sun in Cabazon, CA

Ma🌵🌵hew Brenden Wood | 🌎🚀🌙@matthewbrendenwood· 25d

watching

a picture of a tv showing the world cup finale

Ma🌵🌵hew Brenden Wood | 🌎🚀🌙@matthewbrendenwood· 29d

I love Raffi

raffi_music on threads - stay creative. after Baby Beluga, I didn't worry about how can I top that.. just kept growing as a person and musically. 14 years later, Bananaphone!

Ma🌵🌵hew Brenden Wood | 🌎🚀🌙@matthewbrendenwood· 29d

<sarcasm> so much for global warming </sarcasm>

Phoenix weather for the next four days shows a drop in daily high temperatures from 109 to 91. What is happening

Ma🌵🌵hew Brenden Wood | 🌎🚀🌙@matthewbrendenwood· Jul 11

I don't remember taking this video but I'm glad I did

Ma🌵🌵hew Brenden Wood | 🌎🚀🌙@matthewbrendenwood· Jul 7

I watched USA vs Belgium and all I got was SAD (Soccer Affective Disorder) and this shirt

Ma🌵🌵hew Brenden Wood | 🌎🚀🌙@matthewbrendenwood· Jul 4

The Child drew a urinating demogorgon during ARG - CPC

a child's drawing of a urinating demogorgon from Stranger Things

Ma🌵🌵hew Brenden Wood | 🌎🚀🌙@matthewbrendenwood· Jun 30

Best call sign since...?

NASA test pilot Jim "Clue" Less is seen after completing his first flight of the X- 59 and the aircraft's second flight overall at Edwards Air Force Base in California on Thursday, March 26, 2026. Credit: NASA | Ryan Kline

Ma🌵🌵hew Brenden Wood | 🌎🚀🌙@matthewbrendenwood· Jun 22

It was a lie

Windows update screen with spinning digital bauble: You're 30% there. Please keep your computer on.

Ma🌵🌵hew Brenden Wood | 🌎🚀🌙@matthewbrendenwood· Jun 16

don't be a prick (unless you're a cactus)

A 4 by 4 grid of post it notes with sketches of prickly pear cactus on each. from the before child times

Ma🌵🌵hew Brenden Wood | 🌎🚀🌙@matthewbrendenwood· Jun 12

For future reference

Simpsons soccer characters, including Arriaga, Arriaga II, Barriaga, Arugia, and Pizosa

Ma🌵🌵hew Brenden Wood | 🌎🚀🌙@matthewbrendenwood· Jun 10

It lies

an enamel pin with a smiley face scale from super grr to super hap, sliding lighting bolt indicator, and the text "MY SOCIAL BATTERY"

Ma🌵🌵hew Brenden Wood | 🌎🚀🌙@matthewbrendenwood· Jun 7

According to my health app young genx dads typically watch the entirety of Robin Williams' 1990 hit Awakenings only once per night

Health app data showing Full awakenings - 2 moments, above range, depicting typical range as 1 moment for my age and gender

Ma🌵🌵hew Brenden Wood | 🌎🚀🌙@matthewbrendenwood· Jun 4

Hello we have a Say's Phoebe that is all

A small, grey and brown bird sits on the metal edging that eventually contain river rock and raised beds

Ma🌵🌵hew Brenden Wood | 🌎🚀🌙@matthewbrendenwood· May 31

seriously is everyone okay

A doormat featuring an ejaculating humpback whale with the word "Whalecum" above it

Ma🌵🌵hew Brenden Wood | 🌎🚀🌙@matthewbrendenwood· May 29

My kiddo makes the coolest stuff and I'm running out of places to put it but here's a bee for thee

Child's drawing of a bee on a pink and purple flower

Ma🌵🌵hew Brenden Wood | 🌎🚀🌙@matthewbrendenwood· May 29

The Child made a paper LEGO version of herself today and gave herself a little Wolverhampton Wanderers' kit just for me dawwwwww

A 3d paper cutout of a child as a LEGO minifig. They're wearing a bright red shirt with a black wolf in the center.

Ma🌵🌵hew Brenden Wood | 🌎🚀🌙@matthewbrendenwood· May 26

Behold, My Greatest Typo (today):

Text in a fill field that reads Junr Ernins

Ma🌵🌵hew Brenden Wood | 🌎🚀🌙@matthewbrendenwood· May 10

So The Child saw JAWS...

Child's drawing of a hammerhead shark diving for a stingray. Crayon & marker on paper bag

Ma🌵🌵hew Brenden Wood | 🌎🚀🌙@matthewbrendenwood· Apr 18

Skeet hog

A picture of the author as a child, in Maine, with an earnest hog adjacent. The author does not recall the name of the hog

Ma🌵🌵hew Brenden Wood | 🌎🚀🌙@matthewbrendenwood· Apr 17

These kind of reviews make me so fudging happy! It's kinda ridiculous how long I can live off this little bit of validation... If you like someone's book, please consider leaving a review somewhere - you could make someone's day/week/month/year