Matthew Catania
@mattthecatania
Ahoy! I'm almost clever! THE DOLOROUS ADVENTURE OF BROTHER BANENOSE, an illustrated medieval fantasy comedy, is out of print. My second novel is coming eventually! mattthecatania.wordpress.com
Nanny was the only mutant on Krakoa with integrity & principles. #XSpoilers
“I am a wonderlust king!” mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2026/06/18/t... #MOTU #CreatureCommandos
NECA make Tempestra challenge (impossible) #TurtleTuesday #TMNT
Ray Haryhausen intensifies! mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2026/06/18/t... #MOTU
“It burns when I don’t pee!” mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2026/06/18/t... #MOTU
“Do you even lift, bro?” mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2026/06/18/t... #MOTU #Scareglow
Do you ship Glow-Lyn? mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2026/06/18/t... #MOTU #ScareGlow #EvilLyn #GodLyn
Who wore it best? mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2026/06/18/t... #MOTU #ScareGlow
“That’s the fourth worst case of Man-Bat-itis I’ve ever seen.” mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2026/06/28/i... #Supergirl #RuthyeMaryeKnoll
I'm glad I procrastinated on the Vault reissue of the earlier DC Multiverse Wonder Woman.
Despite what the marketing would have you expect, the long jacket is in the movie for about as long as Captain Marvel’s bomber jacket was. mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2026/06/28/i... #Supergirl #DCStudios
Be thankful this movie wasn’t made in the era of stunt casting Gene Simmons. mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2026/06/28/i... #Supergirl #Lobo
“I’m looking for something a little more rustic.” mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2026/06/18/t... #Scarecrow #Scareglow #Batman #MOTU
I only recently learned Nine Goblins existed, & now all I want is a Nine Goblins sequel by T. Kingfisher with a cover by Carson Lowmiller. @tkingfisher.com
Fine, here's a shot of him without his head flame. mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2026/06/18/t... #ScareGlow #MOTU
“You killed my father!” “Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?” mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2026/06/18/t... #MOTU #ScareGlow
Look out! It’s the powerful pounding pose from the packaging! mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2026/06/18/t... #MOTUChronicles #ScareGlow #MOTU
“We’ve got a bone to pick with you!” mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2026/06/18/t... #MOTU #ScareGlow #MastersOfTheUniverse
Here’s a little something for whomever’s aroused by bioluminescent skeleton beefcake. Shine on, you crazy diamonds! mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2026/06/18/t... #MOTU #ScareGlow #MastersOfTheUniverse
The Spirit Of Vengeance dress code has gotten pretty lax. mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2026/06/18/t... #MOTU #ScareGlow #MastersOfTheUniverse #GhostRider
Sweetwater Rivers is contaminated by jingle jangle runoff whereas the reservoirs of Eternos are infused with HGH. mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2026/06/18/t... #MOTU #RiverdaleStrong #MastersOfTheUniverse
“I swear I’m not Jared Leto! Please stop hurling sticks & stones at me!” mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2026/06/18/t... #MOTU #MastersOfTheUniverse #ScareGlow
The green & purple give Evil-Lyn a cool Maleficent vibe. I may have to get an extra to Skeletorize. #MOTU
It's lovely that Madelyne Pryor & Jean Grey were able to bury the hatchet after Inferno. #XSpoilers
The new Masters Of The Universe movie deserves all the make-up awards! If Amazon-MGM doesn't drop the campaign ball, it could become Oscar-winning MOTU!
The new Masters Of The Universe movie made Dian surprisingly cool. What're the odds Mattel does a MOTU Chronicles action figure of Dian? Maybe her royal guards armor would be more toyetic?
That explains why Catwoman's costume now features a bolero jacket instead of sleeves.