Max D. Stanton

@max-d-stanton

Horror writer • Morbid oddball • Pocket full of 20-sided dice • Bloodstream and brain full of toxoplasmosis parasites • Proud Philadelphian • Author of A SEASON OF LOATHSOME MIRACLES and FRANKENSTEIN ENTERPRISES www.frankenstein-enterprises.com

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Max D. Stanton@max-d-stanton· 28d

Post a great double feature

Max D. Stanton@max-d-stanton· 28d

When I first saw Melanie’s senior advisor I thought he looked familiar, but it took a moment to remember where I had seen him before.

Max D. Stanton@max-d-stanton· 28d

I was hoping for this guy:

Max D. Stanton@max-d-stanton· Jul 4

Justice Kavanaugh shouting in his confirmation hearing

Max D. Stanton@max-d-stanton· Jun 25

Max D. Stanton@max-d-stanton· Jun 15

Ken Paxton enjoying Texas barbecue with his family.

Max D. Stanton@max-d-stanton· May 22

Somebody dropped this tarot card for me to find in the streets of West Philly and it convinced me that I must change my life.

Max D. Stanton@max-d-stanton· May 21

Max D. Stanton@max-d-stanton· May 18

Which way, Dems? Affordability or accountability?

Onion Campaign '80. Jimmy Carter "Let's talk better mileage" vs Ronald Reagan "Kill the bastards." Which message will resonate with voters?

Max D. Stanton@max-d-stanton· May 16

[free speech guy] Although the complaints about "historical accuracy" in the Odyssey movie are stupid and fashy, Bronze Age armor is really weird and cool and colorful and sword-and-sorcery and fantasy movies should make more use of the designs.

Museum display of a bunch of sick-ass Bronze Age armor with horned helmets and plumes and stuff

Max D. Stanton@max-d-stanton· May 6

Checks out.

Two-gun Danny Devito "So anyway, I started blasting"

Max D. Stanton@max-d-stanton· May 1

Max D. Stanton@max-d-stanton· Apr 29

The cure for the male loneliness epidemic:

Membership certificate for the Wide-Awake Club

Max D. Stanton@max-d-stanton· Apr 23

Cover of Throne of Bones by Brian McNaughton

Max D. Stanton@max-d-stanton· Apr 18

Rust Cohle, parenting influencer.

Max D. Stanton@max-d-stanton· Apr 18

Astro City's Samaritan also ranks up there with one of the best Superman stories. The most powerful guy in the world, struggling to bear the weight of his (self-imposed) responsibilities.

Max D. Stanton@max-d-stanton· Apr 13

Let's zoom in on that figure at the top:

Max D. Stanton@max-d-stanton· Apr 10

Americans confronted with a leader who tells them difficult truths:

Simpsons mob looking at a Jimmy Carter statue: "Oh come on. He's history's greatest monster!"

Max D. Stanton@max-d-stanton· Apr 8

Max D. Stanton@max-d-stanton· Apr 4

Putting in a plug for my dystopian sci-fi novel, Frankenstein Enterprises. Come explore a world of high-tech corporate necromancy! An AI-driven zombie apocalypse. www.frankenstein-enterprises.com

Cover of Frankenstein Enterprises. Tagline: Artificial Intelligence. Genuine Evil.

Max D. Stanton@max-d-stanton· Apr 1

Transphobes want a world in which your gender is determined by neither your anatomy nor your self-definition, but by the dumbest, meanest creeps in your neighborhood.

Max D. Stanton@max-d-stanton· Mar 26

Painting of Cretan villager killing German paratrooper with a rock

Max D. Stanton@max-d-stanton· Mar 19

Always Sunny in Philadelphia title card: "The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis."

Max D. Stanton@max-d-stanton· Mar 19

Reminds me of Erika Kirk telling their daughter about Charlie's death.

Max D. Stanton@max-d-stanton· Mar 10

This is my happening, and it freaks me out!

Groovy Beyond the Valley of the Dolls poster

Max D. Stanton@max-d-stanton· Mar 3

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Max D. Stanton@max-d-stanton· Feb 15

Huh, that was also the plot of the Moore-era Swamp Thing comic that made me a vegetarian, except it was the cute cartoon animals from Pogo instead of Yogi.