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Betty Bourgeois

@maximumhorkheimer

First, calm down. Then, stay that way for the rest of your life.

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Betty Bourgeois@maximumhorkheimer· 2d

THE LESBIAN HOMIE (2023—)

one star review of PRIDE AND PREJUDICE: “Just a bunch of people going to each other’s houses”

Betty Bourgeois@maximumhorkheimer· 4d

my head

my head, wearing 3d glasses, in the void

my head, wearing normal glasses, in the void

Betty Bourgeois@maximumhorkheimer· 4d

South African writer

Latest comment: 8 years ago
I propose that in the leading paragraph of this article it be reflected that Mary Renault was both a British and South African writer. She spent a great deal of her life and career in South Africa, was active in South African politics and affairs, and it was in South Africa where she first felt comfortable writing novels with gay themes as stated in this article. In 1950 she became a South African citizen. The categories even mention that she was a "LGBT author from South Africa". Thus I feel it is right to call her both British and South African. --Majoofins (talk) 22:33, 31 July 2018 (UTC)

But what if no-one cares?

Betty Bourgeois@maximumhorkheimer· 4d

transition would have... not saved him, but made him more normal for sure

Mary Renault

Betty Bourgeois@maximumhorkheimer· 4d

I googled “i hate yoda. talk normal you freak” and the ai replied “understood. Regular English will be used from now on.”

Betty Bourgeois@maximumhorkheimer· 5d

Betty Bourgeois@maximumhorkheimer· 5d

“Hookers. I can’t wait to get the hookers.” —Dobby the elf’s last words

Olly: You know you've tried the bug sprays, you left small poisonous cupcakes out for them, you've called the exterminator and every wizard in the phone book, but despite your attempts, you just can't get rid of these darn elves. You know. I bet, you know, you're asking me, Precious Roy how can I get rid of these fucking elves?
Sifl: Dude.
Olly: Folks, you're not dealing with a cockroach or a rat here. You're dealing with a small irritable magical man. Armed to the teeth with a thousand deadly jigs and dance steps.
Sifl: Oh you know the problems I've been having dancing with elves.
Olly: Sifl, You've had a lot of serious ass dirty dancing with elves problems.

Olly: Folks, there's always vacancies at the Precious Roy Elf Hotel. Elves check in but they don't check out, YOU DIG MOTHER. You know, I know what you're thinking Sifl, you're thinking "How does it work?"
Sifl: No, actually I was thinking about Jaquiline Smith.
Olly: Exactly. Everyone knows that an elf can't resist a hooker in a Hotel room.
Sifl: What?
Olly: It's a simple equation folks. Prostitution, divided by Hotels, equals dead Elves. How does it work? The elves are attracted to the sign outside. "Hookers. I can't wait to get the hookers." They go in, hop in the sack and they try to do the horizontal jig in super glue for the last time. Those... Little... Bastards... Will... Pay... let's take, some calls.

Betty Bourgeois@maximumhorkheimer· 5d

nancy is spinning in a chair. "This will solve my problem," she says.

Betty Bourgeois@maximumhorkheimer· 5d

three part venn diagram of baudrillad, bordiga, and balibar

Betty Bourgeois@maximumhorkheimer· 7d

“World Without Ghosts”, Fei Xiaotong (1943 or '44)

I cannot get used to people today who know only the present moment. To take this moment as [the sum of] existence is a delusion. Our every act contains within it all the accumulated history from the beginning of the universe right down to the present, and this every act will determine the destiny of endless future generations. If the present moment, fragmentary, abstract, false, is taken for life, this life will necessarily be shallow and base and even empty—since the moment cannot last, one might as well indulge oneself and revel, for when the instant is gone what is left?

American children hear no stories about ghosts. They spend a dime at the “drugstore” to buy a “Superman” comic book. This “Superman” is an all-knowing, resourceful, omnipotent hero who can overcome any difficulty. Let us leave aside the question of what kind of children this teaching produces; the point worth noting here is that Superman is not a ghost. Superman represents actual capabilities or future potential, while ghosts symbolize belief in and reverence for the accumulated past. As much as old Mrs. Park, trying to lessen the distance between East and West, might lead me over to the corner of the living room to look at faded photographs, it was the Redfields little boy who showed me the heart of American culture, and it lay in Superman, not ghosts.

Betty Bourgeois@maximumhorkheimer· 7d

sullenly adjusting to a life without lap privileges

the apricot bastard has wedged himself into the narrow space between my leg and the arm of the couch

Betty Bourgeois@maximumhorkheimer· 8d

Reddit prompt: What are some fucked up animal facts?

answer: My hamster bites me even though I am so nice to him

Betty Bourgeois@maximumhorkheimer· 8d

the real life apricot bastard recently lost lap privileges because he keeps falling asleep, waking up confused and belligerent, and biting me

an apricot terrier is laying on my belly

Betty Bourgeois@maximumhorkheimer· 8d

likeable fairies nest downtown

neko atsume kitty collector daily passwords: “likable” “fairies” “nest” “downtown”

Betty Bourgeois@maximumhorkheimer· 9d

I’m am still teaching myself how to write prose fiction

Betty Bourgeois@maximumhorkheimer· 10d

god I love Tubi

"Proud Tubi Gay" promotional image: various homosexuals wearing the gay tubi merch

Betty Bourgeois@maximumhorkheimer· 10d

sorry if this is old news to all of you but the Tubi pride merch collection was insane

tee shirt that reads "I got my a$$ ate while watching a tubi original"

tubi harness

tubi jockstrap that says "free"

tubi bootyshorts that say "free"

Betty Bourgeois@maximumhorkheimer· 10d

found the worst Basho translations ever in AN ANTHOLOGY OF WORLD POETRY (1928, ed. Mark Van Doren)

1
QUICK-FALLING dew,
Ah, let me cleanse in you
This wretched life.
2
The roadside thistle, eager
To see the travelers pass,
Was eaten by the passing ass!
3
Friend sparrow, do not eat, I pray
The little buzzing flies that play
Among my flowers.
4
A lonely pond in age-old stillness sleeps...
Apart, unstirred by sound or motion . . . till
Suddenly into it a lithe frog leaps.

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