Maximilian Ximenez

@maxximenez

Born to chew bubblegum, forced to kick ass. Literary agent, Fortean psychonaut, freelance demiurge and self-defined "asexual libertine." The Eternal September and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. All inquiries to email.

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Bluesky

¿Es tu perfil?Reclámalo y maxximenez.dirty.social es tuyo.Reclamar perfil

Maximilian Ximenez@maxximenez· 4d

No notes. Perfection.

Maximilian Ximenez@maxximenez· 6d

Dril already beat you to it.

Maximilian Ximenez@maxximenez· 8d

Maximilian Ximenez@maxximenez· 9d

One thing I always forget about the late 80s' favorite fantasy hero Drizzt Do'Urden is that he's canonically like 5'4" and has a severely receding hairline. Physically he's more similar to George Costanza than Conan and I love that for him.

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it,

but this is what peak performance looks like.

Maximilian Ximenez@maxximenez· 14d

Maximilian Ximenez@maxximenez· 25d

my neighbor just told me the book I loaned him scored him a date

Maximilian Ximenez@maxximenez· 26d

My tax dollars at work. Like legit hell yeah I'm glad I can pay for a cool dude to make people mad. I guess that's kinda like monarchy if we're just paying for performance but still stay mad plebs.

Maximilian Ximenez@maxximenez· Jul 10

BEST STAR TREK CAPTAIN. WRONG ANSWERS ONLY.

Maximilian Ximenez@maxximenez· Jul 10

Maximilian Ximenez@maxximenez· Jul 8

holy fucking shit google what are you doing

A screenshot of a google search query and AI response that states the following: "is there a canonical explanation for why alustriel silverhand is black." "In official Dungeons & Dragons lore, Alustriel Silverhand is canonically human, not Black. As one of the legendary Seven Sisters and a Chosen of Mystra, she is famously described as having striking, ageless features and flowing silver hair."

Maximilian Ximenez@maxximenez· Jul 1

My face when I find out you hated Social Studies.

Maximilian Ximenez@maxximenez· Jun 30

I'm sorry, heated "white boy" moment?

Maximilian Ximenez@maxximenez· Jun 30

A headline from business insider reading "Cargo thieves have set their sights on data center supplies"

gordon ramsay saying 'delicious, finally some good fucking IRL CYBERPUNK"

Maximilian Ximenez@maxximenez· Jun 29

steal his look

Maximilian Ximenez@maxximenez· Jun 29

a very merry abso lutely day to all whom celerbate

Maximilian Ximenez@maxximenez· Jun 27

"Mr. President a second kaiju movie featuring giant frankenstein monsters has hit the tower"

Maximilian Ximenez@maxximenez· Jun 21

Holy shit lmao this can't be real sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunnys_...

Dunnies & Draigons is a weel=kent fantasy role-playin gemme oreegialy shapit bi Gary Gygax an Dave Arneson. It wis first prentit in 1974 bi Gygax’s company, Tactical Studies Rules, Inc. (TSR).[1] The gemme is nou prentit by Wizards of the Coast, a diveesion o Hasbro. Ite wis taen frae the little gemmes o war, wi a variation o the Chainmail gemme serrin as the first rule seestem. The publication is thocht tae be the beginin o modren role-playin gemmes an the hale gemmes industry.

Maximilian Ximenez@maxximenez· Jun 18

cant wait 2 throb

Maximilian Ximenez@maxximenez· Jun 12

I've had some health problems recently, which has translated into lots of sleep and incredibly vivid dreams. I just had some kind of waking nightmare/lucid dream where I was trapped at the Crackstyle MTG tournament, like a backrooms maze of rows and rows of dudes hanging cheek with no way out.