Christina 😒

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I mostly post for my own amusement but if others enjoy it too, I’ll allow it. Middle management, elder millennial livin’ that #yyj life.

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Christina 😒@maydyn· Nov 4

Ramon Novarro!

Christina 😒@maydyn· Sep 5

Quote post with an album you rate 10/10

R.E.M album cover Automatic for the People

Christina 😒@maydyn· Sep 2

For those who don’t know, Edwin is a Lebanese-Canadian Patrick Swayze look alike and was more of a Backstreet Boy to me than the Backstreet Boys were. Here is me and the before-mentioned age of 14 when I met him. I almost fainted.

Me and Edwin in 1999 sponsored by Edmonton’s Best Rock 100.3 The Bear

Christina 😒@maydyn· May 3

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

Christina 😒@maydyn· Mar 29

Yep, it’s definitely a beer! About as unspectacular as I remembered lol but it’s Canadian and 5% and that’s all I ask for.

A can of Labatt Blue beer sitting on a desk

Christina 😒@maydyn· Mar 18

I just watched a clip from My 600-lb Life on YouTube and the dude’s mom is wearing a shirt covered in burgers and fries while going to see the doctor. Lol. Maybe not the best choice.

Screenshot of My 600-lb Life from YouTube where the patient’s mother is wearing a t-shirt covered in burgers and fries to the doctor consultation

Christina 😒@maydyn· Feb 26

I had a text exchange with a friend a couple months ago that won’t leave my head and I keep dwelling about it. Although while rehashing it for the millionth time just now, I realized it basically boils down to this meme from Mad Men. With me as Don Draper.

Meme from Mad Men. “I feel bad for you.” “I don’t think about you at all.”

Christina 😒@maydyn· Feb 5

I’m into the Mario border videos now, apparently

Screenshot from a video of a large cyst-like thing being extracted featuring a border of Mario of Super Mario Bros fame

Christina 😒@maydyn· Jan 17

I keep getting blackhead and other facial blemishes removal videos on Facebook which I LOVE because I’m gross but the best part is they all have a puppy dog border on them. I’m sure there’s an AI/algorithm reason for this but the first time I saw it, it made me laugh hysterically. The contrast.

Screenshot of a pus filled blemished skin with photos of puppies lining the sides of the video.

Christina 😒@maydyn· Jan 8

we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you

Christina 😒@maydyn· Dec 4

Happy #SpotifyWrapped Day to those who celebrate

Christina 😒@maydyn· Nov 30

I bought a cake. It turned out to be cursed. I can’t explain.

Still of Tim Robinson from ‘I Think You Should Leave’ with the caption “I cannot talk about it without crying.”

Christina 😒@maydyn· Nov 23

I bought some birthday cake flavoured Baileys because I gotta try all these weird things. I intended it to be for weekend morning coffees and evening hot choccies but after a few beers this evening I decided a glass of it straight was fuckin’ smart. And man.

“Wow. It’s like there’s a party in my mouth and everyone’s invited.” meme from The Simpsons

Christina 😒@maydyn· Nov 22

I’ve been watching old Vanderpump Rules episodes and Scheana’s bachelorette party with the penis wand reminded me how my friends (for some reason) got me one for my 23rd birthday. I was waving it so drunkenly and violently later that the penis broke off and went flying. Never did find it again.