Michael Balazo
@mbalazo
Comedian/co-host of Evil Men (thesonarnetwork.com/evil-men) &Long Distance, Bit Weird (tinyurl.com/4z8brwk5). Album Pizza Pals here: michaelbalazo.bandcamp.com/album/pizza-pals
My new album PIZZA PALS is out now, available on all digital streaming platforms OR for purchase at michaelbalazo.bandcamp.com #comedy #standup #canadiancomedy #funny #tomcruise
I ran into Ronaldo at my local Tim Hortons. The World Cup is truly wild! #ronaldo #timhortons #worldcup #canada #celebrity
Received this reply to a skit I posted about convincing Taylor Swift to marry me instead of Travis Kelce. I pray the riflemen like skits/silly stuff!
My urgent message to Taylor Swift. Let's make this video go viral to a) prevent Taylor from making the hugest mistake of her life and b) help me achieve my goal of turning into a husband. #wedding #husband #taylorswift #canadian #marriage
To celebrate the release of my new comedy album Pizza Pals, I'm holding an incredible contest! My pizza slice costume could be yours!!! Pizza Pals is available on all streaming platforms, and can be purchased on Bandcamp. Link in bio #standupcomedy #canadiancomedy #contest #pizza #sillystuff
Tonight Canada will remind the world that we are the home of the beautiful game by defeating our eternal rivals… Qatar. Play this song loud! It’s coming home! 🇨🇦⚽️🏆🇨🇦⚽️🏆
Mr. Myers: I am also willing to play a Fembot’s husband or Fat Bastard’s friend.
Mr. Myers, you don’t know me, but I am a fellow Canuck performer. I will do anything to prove that I am the right man to play Mini-Me in your new film. My headshot is attached below.
Michael Balazo: Pizza Pals - out now! michaelbalazo.bandcamp.com/album/pizza-pals
My new standup album Pizza Pals is out now! It's full of modern humour about life's funny little moments. BONUS: if you listen, you'll find out why the album is called Pizza Pals. Available on all streaming platforms, and you're even allowed to buy it at michaelbalazo.bandcamp.com/album/pizza-pals
Here it is: Canada's World Cup 2026 song! "Canada is Balls" is an inspirational song designed to unite the country during the World Cup... and beyond! 🇨🇦⚽️🏆⚽️🏆🇨🇦 Song concept, music & lyrics by Michael Balazo Editing, graphics, captions: @soozuk.bsky.social #worldcup #canada #music #football #soccer
I’m sick of bananas promoting billion dollar Hollywood franchises. Why can’t bananas promote small, human films like Nuremberg or Kidnapped: Elizabeth Smart?
Instead of Maple the Moose, Canada’s World Cup mascot should have been 1992 Kim Mitchell.
I'd love this. In fact, forget the games. They should just screen Run This Town for all the fans in the stadium.
Absolutely true! They're also excited to dine where this picture happened!
Here it is: my official audition to play the part of Ozzy in the upcoming Ozzy Osbourne biopic. NOTE: I can also play guitar, sing and drive a car. I am willing to gain/lose weight for the role, and will perform in the nude if it serves the story. #audition #ozzy #blacksabbath #acting #actor
