Michael Carvin

@mcarvin

Married to a saint. Socially awkward. Liberal. Focus, attention = kryptonite Working on an app for dog owners. Mostly politics and movies. Sometimes both. #OreoTheTerrier stan account. Movies @

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Michael Carvin@mcarvin· 28d

A screenshot of a Nugenix Total-T commercial with the code CLASSY

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· Jul 10

I see your point and raise you:

The New Yorker
Which state best represents America?
The D.N.C. is trying to find out.

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· Jul 8

My 2 aunts telling me about their conversation Mitch McConnell.

Cary Grant talking to Josephine Hull and Jean Adair in a scene from Arsenic and Old Lace

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· Jul 6

Screenshot of the Phillies-Royals live activity on my iPhone. It says Garrett Stubbs threw a 48mph eephus, which is really just perfect 😶

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· Jul 4

86° Feels 88°

Today, we celebrate the anniversary of Randy Quaid saving all of humankind from certain annihilation. Never forget his sacrifice!

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· Jul 1

“I just spent all night talking to Fiorello LaGuardia.”

The Mayor from Ghostbusters played by David Margulies.

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· Jun 30

All those arches in the background...are they supposed to be there or is this like a MAGA twist on youth group parade floats but with triumphal arches?

There are arches in the background of the Fox News on-site broadcast desk, but I don't recall whether or not those arches are real.

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· Jun 28

Plain spoken and honest.

Trump's Refugee Fast Lane

President Trump has turned America's refugee program into a pathway for white people.

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· Jun 26

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourFriday Really looking forward to the other de Antonio docs on the Channel during next week's heat wave.

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· May 29

I thought he was kidding. That whole rail is a poster child for human curation.

If you go to Paramount+, browse to Movies > Sci-Fi, this is the Star Trek Rail.

Shatner's Wrath of Khan poster image is like his face from the retina scanner plastered onto Martin Landau's head.

The not-Ferengi-Ferengi is the poster image for Star Trek III.

Star Trek IV: A Dr. Gillian joint

Star Trek V: Dee Kelley Trips Balls

The poster image for Star Trek Insurrection is Picard wearing a braided headdress while in his white dress uniform and it looks beyond ridiculous.

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· May 29

Here's a dog for you. One happy, one "the fuck you looking at, pops?"

Oreo in the sunshine on our nasty green whateveritis

Oreo in his rebellious adolescence, looking at me like _I'm_ the asshole.

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· May 24

Shitty weather is shitty, per CARROT Weather app

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· May 23

#OreoTheTerrier is watching The Secret World of Sound on Netflix and is absolutely captivated.

Oreo the terrier watching a show on Netflix

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· May 22

Screenshot of Bill Murray from the climax of Ghostbusters, paraphrased "I thought you said reparations were bad, Dan"

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· May 19

I love how CARROT just doesn’t make sense sometimes.

Screenshot of CARROT Weather’s current conditions: “Insert a piranha into my floppy disk drive and call me Eleanor Roosevelt, it’s super hot out!”

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· May 19

The Trump Phone-but-more-Temu version of

A Project Insight helicarrier from Captain America: Civil War

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· May 19

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone.

Lieutenant Columbo looks at a scuff mark on a door while another detective looks over his shoulder.

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· May 8

#moviesky #lastfourfriday #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday

My Letterboxd Last Four Friday: The Zone of Interest; Huie's Sermon; Maximum Overdrive; A Night at the Opera

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· Apr 30

Working on the app… <boop on leg> <BOOP on leg> Looks out the window… Oh, alright #OreoTheTerrier

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· Apr 29

If only more reporters and outlets included additional context like this apple.news/ARz032aZqTx6...

During oral arguments in March, Edward Greim, a lawyer for the plaintiffs, said it was obvious that race had predominated in drawing the district because it was so irregularly shaped.

But lawyers representing Louisiana as well as the Black voters who brought the original claim said that there was a clear explanation for the strange shape. When they were drawing the map, Louisiana Republicans had wanted to preserve the safe seats of the House speaker, Mike Johnson; the House majority leader, Steve Scalise; and Julia Letlow, a member of the House appropriations committee. They had rejected the possibility of drawing a more compact district in order to preserve those seats.

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· Apr 23

Somewhere deep in the bowels of @6abcactionnews.bsky.social’s streaming metadata, Lisa Thomas-Laury and Marc Howard are still anchoring the news. Sharrie Williams, Rick Williams and Brian Taff are fine and all, but this is one Jim Gardner away from a full-on nostalgia fest.

The iOS lock screen remote control widget for AppleTV. The tv is using the Amazon Prime app to stream 6abc, and the metadata shows Lisa Thomas-Laury and Marc Howard’s names as the show title.

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· Apr 23

They’re coming for @nytpitchbot.bsky.social again

From Opinion: Graham Platner is running for Senate on a clear antiwar campaign. Why don't more Democrats sound like him?

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· Apr 18

Big energy here

Harry S. Truman holding the famous Chicago Daily Tribune front page "Dewey Defeats Truman"

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· Apr 18

Didn’t Justice Jackson say something like this in a dissent last term? Didn’t people dismiss her then? Huh.

Mr. Obama had been one of just 22 senators to vote against Chief Justice Roberts’s confirmation in 2005, saying that the nominee had “far more often used his formidable skills on behalf of the strong in opposition to the weak.”

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· Apr 18

The Inside Story of Five Days That Remade the Supreme Court www.nytimes.com/2026/04/18/u... So basically, Robert’s was less concerned about the law and more about this issues an industry lobbyist would argue to electeds.

When colleagues warned the chief justice that he was proposing an unprecedented move, he was dismissive. “I recognize that the posture of this stay request is not typical,” he wrote. But he argued that the Obama plan, which aimed to regulate coal-fired plants, was “the most expensive regulation ever imposed on the power sector,” and too big, costly and consequential for the court not to act immediately

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· Apr 13

CARROT Weather: I am blockading any and all cars that try to enter the McDonald’s drive thru.

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· Apr 11

Screenshot from CARROT Weather with the text “Solar panels turn children into socialists.”

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· Apr 10

Our 4mo-old Oreo is likewise over <waves hands> all of it and is dreaming dreams of backyards full of toys. 🐾

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· Apr 6

And I'm sure #OreoTheTerrier would prefer any of these over: #

#OreoTheTerrier giving me the side eye because I have President Incoherus von Dumpsterfire on.

Michael Carvin@mcarvin· Apr 6

Network and Holiday are two of my faves. My wife likes Woman of the Year and Lonesome is a blind buy. Looking forward to the essays - @jamellebouie.net, @thehighsign.bsky.social, @szacharek.bsky.social #CriterionCollection #Filmsky 📽️