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MCMLXI@mcmlxi· 25d

Snagged a couple from your "My Little Zombie Pony" weekend at Chambacon back in '17.. Good times!

Hand painted Zombie Ponies.

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· 26d

Funny that a Feaux News poll would show Red Team folk think their party is doing a great job on crime, when said party is committing so many of them...

Feaux News poll on current issues claiming Republicans are doing a good jopn on crime

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· 26d

The best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only

Slim Pickens riding a nuke in Stanley Kubrik's 1964 film "Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Living and Love the Bomb."

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· 26d

The best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only

Image of the lead actors in their car from the 1991 film Thelma and Louise

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· Jul 15

Hoping my indictment from God goes wel

Seashells on a beach spelling "86 Charon"

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· Jul 4

May our friendships and collaborations with other nations and their citizen be restored, remain strong, and continue so long as this great nation exists...

A "Happy 250th" US Birthday banner with logos for the 4th of July, Paul Revere on his horse, and folks festively parading.

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· Jun 30

Metal sculpture mirror image

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· Jun 6

M.U.L.E., Electronic Arts, 1983. Buti it was only 12 turns, so pretty manageable...

Cover of the Electronic Arts game M.U.L.E., circa 1983

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· May 13

There can be only one: Uncle Martin!

Image of Ray Walston from the 1960's TV show "My Favorite "Martian"

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· May 4

What I'm wearing to the Met Gala.

Image of Funny against a brick wall.

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· Apr 17

Visiting status.bsky.app Is the DDOS attack over?

Web page status.bsky.app reports it is down

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· Apr 12

Cover of "Brave New World" by Aldous Huxkey

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· Apr 11

An oldie but a goodie...

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· Apr 10

Have to wonder what is the recommended drops per serving...

Condiment bottle labeled "Hot Girl Sauce"

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· Apr 7

An oldie but a goody...

A sign captioned "decisions, decisions" with the word "fuck" and three check boxes for "you", "me", and "off"

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· Apr 2

Forgot I'd updated the blurb...

Image of Alec Baldwin impersonating the President with a red baseball hat that says "Make America Hate Again" and a caption reading "His Pie Hole Is His Lie Hole".

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· Apr 2

Something I made up during Il Douche's first reign (apologies to Mr. Baldwin, but he played him so well back then)

Image of Alec Baldwin imitating the President with pursed lips and a caption reading "His Pie Hole Is His Lie Hole".

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· Mar 29

Saviors of Democracy out in full force for No King's III

Three people in Frog, Unicorn, and Dinosaur costumes at the ZNo Kings III rally

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· Mar 29

Caught him in full Adolph Mode

'Blow Up Man's resembling Elin Musk saluting like Hitler

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· Mar 27

That looks like my rescue "Charlie" ! 1/2 Shepherd, 1/2 Poodle, 150 Lbs, 100% loved. What's in the foreground pup?

Charlie Horse, the 150 lb. rescue ShepaDoodle

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· Mar 13

Just ripping off the masters...

Alfalfa from Little Rascals Kevin from Home Alone making their signature funny faces.

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· Mar 13

Wesley Snipes as Blade

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· Mar 10

Every time I fill up the car here I get scared...

Neon sign at a convenience store gas station with some letters not working that makes the place look like it's called "Die Mart".

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· Mar 5

The shirt I happened to be wearing today:

Image of Mr Rogers in a "clan hands" pose with the phrase "Wu Tang is for Children".

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· Mar 4

Lyrics to a parody of the Fred Rogers song "Won't you be my neighbor" titled "Stephen Miller's Ode to the Orange One" with an unflattering image of Stephen Miller in the background:

It's a miserable day in the MagaHood,
The people are scared and I'm up to no good,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my hater?

It's a horrible day in this uglyworld,
A wonderful day to be ugly,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?

I have always wanted to be a hater just like you.
I've always wanted to live as a hater yes it's true.

So let's make the most of this god awful day,
Lock up children and throw them away,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my hater?

Won't you please,
Won't you please,
Please won't you be my hater?

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· Feb 27

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· Feb 23

No cheating, your last saved pick of a celebrity is your therapist:

Shake Russell & Dana Cooper at a recent sold-out show in Austin.

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· Feb 20

An oldie but a goody..

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· Dec 3

As Stephen Colbert reported, we now know who leads the "Woke Caucus":

Image of the 47th U.S. President napping at work.

MCMLXI@mcmlxi· Nov 21

Found this antique Roomba at an estate sale, but think the batteries are dead...

Image of an old manual carpet sweeper.