MD Presley
@mdpresley
Author, fantasy worldbuilding guy, not a doctor
Research takes you to some weird places. Never thought about applying ginger to a horse’s fundament before. Now I can’t stop.
Finishing up on the edits for this, and I'm pretty pleased with my weird little monster. It's been a hoot combining my interest in BBQ and fantasy creatures. It's also up for preorder at $1 off. mybook.to/creaturecomf...
In an arcade with my son, aka my own personal hell. Just set him loose w $15 in credits. Let’s see how long that lasts.
Two more days to grab three urban fantasy books for three bucks. Mystical mysteries Magical libraries Haunted houses Multiple magic systems And an enchanted iPod mybook.to/InnerCircle
I'm on a list (and the only E at that)! Also a good time to let folks know you can pick up this stand alone mystical mystery for $.99 right now. mybook.to/ElectricCity...
And if you'd like to see what kind of urban fantasy goodness $.99 will get you: mybook.to/RitesofPassage
I'm running a sale on my little urban fantasy series in honor of Self Published Author Appreciation Week, so go grab some weird mystical murder mysteries on the cheap. Think The Magicians meets Knives Out. #spaaw
If even half these blooms fruit, I’m going to be swimming in dragonfruit.
The movie I developed is finally out on Netflix. Huzzah! If you want some insanity injected directly into your eyeholes you should check out Per Aspera Ad Astra today!
Not saying my sausages bring all the boys to the yard. Only that my sausage parties are quite well attended. Cheese and jalepeno stuffed, yall.
Pretty pleased with today’s work. 40 lb kettle for the snatches and 50s for the clean/ jerk and offset carry. 5 rounds total.
Beef rib instead of cocktail to celebrate finishing this book, which revolves around tracking down some illicit unicorn meat. For now I’m calling it Fantastic Beasts And How to Eat Them.
I’m not the only one who thinks it’s weird that the kettlebell needed foam AND bubble wrap, right?
The latest in my series entitled Crude Maps For Crude Stories. Finished the chapter that needed it last night and look forward to erasing it next week. Did accidentally make a hortus conclusus though, which is fitting for the story.
Thanks I hate it. And this is said by someone with a ponytail in the 90s. At least it’s not a mullet.
I know it’s supposed to be shade but I formally accept Homer as a fellow indie self-pub author. One of us! One of us!
The tape makes a brief cameo in my latest book. The playlist at least. I meanwhile was hunting down someone on my hall with a cd burner to make a mix for her. Ah, 90s courting rituals.
In case anyone wonders why I take the same route on my run there’s this. SoCal is always lovely but sometimes it’s gorgeous. Unless you park under it that is.
I stumbled upon some old worldbuilding infographics I used to do. Here's one adapted from Sanderson's laws of magic.
I have no idea the direction the FB algo is taking me now but I’m 100% down.
If you ever need inspiration, my roommates and I went as PeRocksyde to a Halloween party and completely committed to the bit.
It might be time to shut it down. I may have taken the medium to its natural conclusion. I present to you Kokedama Pineapple!
Go grab some new uncommon #urbanfantasy for less than the cost of a coffee. Or energy drink. Or whatever the youngs are drinking these days. Matcha? Me, I'm drinking coffee. Black. mybook.to/RitesofPassage
Back to this rough draft and one day I swear I won’t need a map for a story. But not this day. And yes, it says “cocks” in the middle.
Urban Fantasy is easy once you know the rules. My UF name will henceforth be Flint Bishop. What's yours?